That reminds me of a officer from a mortar company, who was giving us new guys a speech (officer from every company made a speech to brag about their company).

So, there he was bragging about the building and all, then he said: "Oh and we have the most powerful weapon too!"

Officer from my company (Jaeger company or what is it called in english) shouted: "Yes, but they are banned!!" Everyone of the ~800 new guys bursted to laugh. :D

Thats armys dark humor allright. ;) http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Def.../1101981878319