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Not a personal one, but still embarrassing I'd wager.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...25824128-1.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31431596 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpYW2eaDtk |
Kinnock's was the best:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la1ge0JrI24 |
Just remembered this:
My old mum caught me doing something once (not that; she never caught me doing that).
I got home from the pub, late, no key. Never mind, I'll climb through the little window at the side: I had my beer-goggles on so it wouldn't be a problem. Only one thing though: windows all freshly painted today. Mustn't get paint on new jeans. Off they came, but as I was halfway in, teetering half-naked on the tiny ledge, the light came on and there she was, all tiny in her dressing-gown and slippers, regarding me with those half-closed eyes. |
When I was 19 I was working in a Veterans Hospital in the laundry, I bent over to push a laundry trolley up a ramp and put out a disc in my lower back, I was sent to the staff doctor and was told to take a seat and wait for my turn, the waiting area was full of young nurses just starting and had to have a medical for employment, I gingerly sat on the edge of the seat and pushed myself back so I could support my back, what sounded like a brontosaurus farting filled the room as my bum slid along the vinyl seat cushion, looking up, every eye was on me, who will believe me if I said it was the chair? I looked back down at the floor and didn't make eye contact with anyone till my name was called.:yep:
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:har::har::har: that deserves three
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Try performing Traffic Directing/Point Duty on a busy road junction in high winds...your cap is blown off and you hear your trousers tear in the rear as a bend down to pick it up, you radio your predicament and a few squad cars park up just down the way to sit and peer at your embarrassment.
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:hmmm:
Did I miss the embarrassment of 'Borrowing a Limo'? :har: :salute: |
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I'm surprised Steve or you haven't posted that :) |
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Thank God You're Here -
Billy Connolly on the perfect excuse if your caught having a quick one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0RqqF62Xac |
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I'll have to bear that in mind. I mean, erm...:oops: |
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