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Alex votes yes on pies.

http://elcoral2.com/slideshows/polit...ond_SNP_fs.jpg

Alex campaigns hard for the No vote and promises to invade Poland this September.

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"I know what people think of me and they are very correct"

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Alex gives jim the thumbs up on those Danish porn films.


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Alex tells Toffboy shut your face you bank arse licker.

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YeeeHarrr Alex campaigns for the American No vote.

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Alex goes for the cool No vote.

Scotland wins the war against England.

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Toffboy signs the surrender papers while Alex signs the arrest papers for Toffboy.

Here is Alex Salmond's official portrait (from Wikipedia):
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f_Scotland.jpg
Doesn't this look more like a mug shot than "official portrait"? :hmmm:

No, he's not dressed in his OJ's:O:

Jose Manuel Barroso: nearly impossible for Scotland to join EU

No currency union, no EU, it looks like things are getting trickier for the Yes vote.

Don't forget the EU specialises in Impossibilities though. :03: All Salmond would have to do is fudge the numbers and he'd get in alright. :O:

No chance, have been in Scotland fishing, and all salmons have different sizes, no standarisation, nothing.
:O:

If bananas have to have a certain curving to be accepted, how will Scotland ever do that ?

They will ensure the perfect roundness of the haggis no doubt.

Well, haggis is a science, the left and right legs on the male and female haggis have to be at the exact different height or they'll miss each other whilst running around the mountain. Natural selection at its finest, those who don't have the right sized legs, miss their mates and don't breed.

To hell with monkeys, haggis evolution is where it's at. :yep:

Don't worry. If Scotland gets their indepenance the US will take them as the 51st State. ;)

But that haggis crap has to stay in Scotland.. we doesn't want it over here. LOL

Too late, they already have their king.

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Take aim

FIRE...

Scotland bombards America will low flying haggis.