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Armistead

01-19-14 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2165402)

Just as a matter of curiosity, what did she think would happen when His Grace 'climbed aboard', what with the ban on contraception?:hmmm:

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Jimbuna

01-19-14 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2165406)

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

Tango589

01-19-14 05:32 PM

^:har:

Aktungbby

01-20-14 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2165406)

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165427)

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

:har:

Platapus

01-20-14 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165427)

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex. :D

Jimbuna

01-21-14 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 2165850)

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex. :D

Now your getting me worried :)

Wolferz

01-21-14 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165988)

Now your getting me worried :)

Not been married long enough?:03::haha:

To Stay on topic...
Aren't nuns supposed to be brides of Christ? I guess Jesus dropped in for a conjugal visit?

swamprat69er

01-21-14 11:00 AM

Many years ago we had a Mexican guy that was a mechanic at work. His name according to his drivers' license was Jesus Christ, pronounced Hayseus Creest.
Maybe he was visiting nuns.

Jimbuna

01-21-14 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2165999)

Not been married long enough?:03::haha:

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough' :)

Wolferz

01-21-14 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2166037)

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough' :)

An hour or so is usually sufficient.:O:
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.

A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.:know:

Jimbuna

01-21-14 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2166047)

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on :)

Wolferz

01-21-14 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2166049)

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on :)

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.:O:

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?:arrgh!:

Jimbuna

01-21-14 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2166071)

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.:O:

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?:arrgh!:

Oh my wife would love you...at the bottom of the garden I suspect :)

Wolferz

01-21-14 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2166081)

CONGO? with a little manioc root on the side and a basket on top; Cassava root if in S. America along the Orinoco...watch yer head in either case!:/\\chop:rotfl2:Keep yer shorts on though; lest they find out who the real pygmy is!:woot:

Stop peeping while I'm pee ping!:haha:

No, the flat head is so you have a place to set your beer while... saying "Harrr":arrgh!:

Platapus

01-21-14 01:09 PM

As soon as she says "I do" she doesn't. :wah:

I actually had one of my troops where this happened in his marriage. Yikes!:o

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