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Ooo, a town. It doesn't look like Wendy's home town. I wonder if it has any place worth visiting? http://i.imgur.com/cn4klS3.jpg HOORAY!!! http://i.imgur.com/roMdPiD.jpg Uh, hello? Is the store open? Where do I unload all my worldly possessions in order to feed my wardrobe? http://i.imgur.com/SxRrMuH.jpg Eeeww, they have a serious hygiene problem in here! http://i.imgur.com/xnjnMMn.jpg I love all animals except the ones with big bugs with hard skin and more than four legs. Die! http://i.imgur.com/zLhaa6n.jpg Another one! No way it's going to lay its dirty eggs on my future skirts any longer! http://i.imgur.com/D98EEwB.jpg It seems I got them all. Mr. Or Mrs. Proprietor: since I solved your pest problem, do you mind if I now help myself to some of your products with 100 % discount. No? Cool! http://i.imgur.com/YaYhgxM.jpg The products aren't exactly inviting, though... http://i.imgur.com/Uznmg6g.jpg And for a Cornucopia this place is pretty barren. They don't even sell shoes! http://i.imgur.com/1BxTv7z.jpg OK, now that's just taunting me! http://i.imgur.com/Lb5qFhj.jpg Keep your stupid stuff, Mr. or Mrs. Invisible. I'm out of here! But since I know you can hear me, let me just add that yadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadaya dayadayadayada... |
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Hmm, a fascinating discovery. If I wasn't as smart and educated in archaeology and cultural anthropology as I am, I wouldn't recognize this artifact as some sort of primitive map used by ancient tribals to find their religious holy sites. I must mark down its location so I can one day reveal it to the rest of the world and become a famous scientist. I wonder if there are any other interesting remains of this ancient civilization around here? http://i.imgur.com/pa6HNNb.jpg Ah, interesting! They have whole ruined city down here! Fame and glory (and money for new shoes) here I come! http://i.imgur.com/lZYmIB9.jpg How truly phenomenal! This tribe had very similar restroom culture as we Americans do! They even translated the sign to English, which leads me to believe they co-existed with us before we forcefully and brutally murdered those innocent and noble savages to get our hands on their oil. Truly I am ashamed of ancestors for being such jerks! http://i.imgur.com/TLhzFlh.jpg Hmm, very peculiar. This restroom is very similar to the restrooms I have seen before, only much more dirty and little more primitive. This leads me to concluding that we must have stolen our sanitary facility technology from the indigenous natives who lived in this area. http://i.imgur.com/4gKQ3uh.jpg Ah, some sort of ancient gate. I am starting to believe this place must have been some sort of temple or a shrine and I am now crossing the taboo border between the worldly and the spiritual. Well, onwards for science, I say! http://i.imgur.com/svldbO9.jpg Ah, I'm certain this formation of rocks and concrete, right next to the aforementioned gate, must be their altar. Perhaps the sacrificial cookies were placed there and then...wait, what was that sound behind me? http://i.imgur.com/PTNnAJE.jpg AAAAH!! ZOMBIE!! YOU ARE HERE TO EAT MY BRAIN, AREN'T YOU!!! http://i.imgur.com/H5Y6NLC.jpg YOU ADMIT!! YOU ADMIT!! http://i.imgur.com/XfAPxWy.jpg No place to run or hide! Time to apply my knowledge of practical post-organic hostile extermination, which clearly states that the best way to deal with one is to send a ballistic projectile made of argentum through its nasal cavity...or was that for the nocturnal sub-species of Homo Sapiens Sapiens that resemble a bipedal Canis Lupus? No matter! http://i.imgur.com/Y16jUM0.jpg Another one! This time I won't hesitate! http://i.imgur.com/i3gmcQ0.jpg Whew...I got it. Based on its primary brain container turning into goo, I am led to believe this particular undead has been rendered harmless. http://i.imgur.com/EHJ9MOi.jpg I'm becoming pretty good at this (too). Perhaps if being a world famous archaeologist and anthropologist doesn't work, I could become a movie star. Laura-Anne the Zombie Slayer? That has a nice ring on it... |
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Based on my impeccable mental acuity I believe I have now found the holiest place of the poor, extinct tribe that those zombies must have eaten. I wonder what treasures of the ancient world it might hold? Perhaps gold, or silver, or jewels or summer skirts or... http://i.imgur.com/oiHEvAK.jpg ...or weird, glowing goo, which appears to be quite... SLIPPERY!! AAH!! http://i.imgur.com/AQQnu5A.jpg Uh, that hurt...who turned off the lights? http://i.imgur.com/ckYcofi.jpg Where am I? What is this place? What is that stench? http://i.imgur.com/z7wTxBu.jpg Oh dear! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear that poor, mistreated cow! I must be on the trail of those animal abusers whose work I saw back in that town! http://i.imgur.com/Oevuakw.jpg Ooo! Bio-luminescent genus of fungi. These must have been somehow sacred to that ancient tribe since they constructed their shrine above the cave containing them. Interesting. The light is so strong that I cast a shadow near it. Whee, look at these silhouettes I know: this is a duck! And this is a cat! And a doggie! And that...uh, that's... http://i.imgur.com/1D9fuRX.jpg WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT??!! http://i.imgur.com/BQj4xXe.jpg More of them!! If I wasn't stiff with fear of death, I would find these new bipedal amphibian species highly fascinating! http://i.imgur.com/XXnAXLn.jpg Whew. I got them. But I'd better proceed carefully now. There might be something else in these damp tunnels too. http://i.imgur.com/CQxpQwy.jpg Yes indeed: my knowledge of unethical meat eater customs lead me to believe that those creatures do not hunt their pray by using trip-wires. This is man made. Must be man. No woman would be so sadistic towards innocent little furries. http://i.imgur.com/zHmGbs7.jpg This confirms it! A bear trap! My adversary, whoever he is, is clearly a twisted and evil individual who tries to scare me away by attacking against my moral values instead of my physical body. But it didn't work. There is nothing worse he could come up with after this attempt. http://i.imgur.com/3v96QNv.jpg I take that back. Trying to hit me with a hind leg of some poorly treated animal is depraved beyond words! This means war! http://i.imgur.com/twVFNtL.jpg Aha! I've found him! Macho hairstyle, overcompensating gun and military outfit! The signs are all there! http://i.imgur.com/IVcgWFN.jpg Moral lectures and converting unwashed stoopids for the better world! Huzaa!! http://i.imgur.com/Gl719M7.jpg Don't you try to limit my freedom of going where I want! I'm here on behalf of the mistreated, cute and completely pettable grass munchers who say moo! http://i.imgur.com/fFiXVKd.jpg Well, actually I'm here mostly for the equality of the milk producing female individuals of the said species and not for the defecation conditions of the bullocks, but I suppose I can add that to my list too... http://i.imgur.com/tRByGjX.jpg Yeah OK. So, can I go in? http://i.imgur.com/y82Fx8Y.jpg This Vance person is the one responsible for the mistreatment of my spiritual ancestors? Great! Out of my way, I have a moral lecture to give! http://i.imgur.com/NUr4qDK.jpg AND STOP DREAMING ABOUT SEX WITH ME!!!! http://i.imgur.com/MXbO3Nz.jpg What a weird fellow. What was his fascination with the bull excrement anyway? Good thing I got rid of him as cleverly as I did. Now if the old signs are to be believed, the local important person lives behind this big, closed door. I hope at least he isn't into some weirdo SM or anything. |
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Wow... http://i.imgur.com/SXqTf9r.jpg I've read a lot about cave people, but I always imagined their dwellings would be a little more...rudimentary? Now where do I find someone to point me into the right direction? I think I see a fellow oppressed woman in the distance over there. http://i.imgur.com/OnpSKaN.jpg Oh! She works in a nursery! http://i.imgur.com/bctpQ0o.jpg Yeah, I'm sure you wanted to be doctor too, but not everyone can be as smart as I am. http://i.imgur.com/THUAaxx.jpg Yeah, I totally agree. I mean, you don't even have curtains on your holes! http://i.imgur.com/uazYgDB.jpg Oh dear. The poor woman hasn't yet liberated herself from her male overlord. I must find this Vance at once and tell him to emancipate these poor souls at once! http://i.imgur.com/uJeqxwK.jpg Hey, that place looks promising. I see shelves, I see lights, I see badly tuned radio playing some infernally repetitive hit music from the last decades. That must be... http://i.imgur.com/LdtBU6q.jpg YES!!!! A SHOP!!!! http://i.imgur.com/BP9yExQ.jpg Oops. Sorry! Got a little distracted! I'll take all your shoes! http://i.imgur.com/vdL03hj.jpg What is this junk? Can't you sell anything practical?! No matter! I have money! Give me hundred of those small red ones. They are pretty. |
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My basic instinct has been satisfied. Back to searching for this Vance. http://i.imgur.com/2VHGi1Y.jpg Oh my! Oh dear! Look! Look! You are beaut...I mean pre...I mean swe...uh...moderately attractive woman with outdated hairstyle and a bad make-up day! You don't need to define yourself with such roles the patriarchy is trying to force us to accept! http://i.imgur.com/I1VO8cv.jpg Nononono I'm no "guy": I'm a person! Try that again! P-E-R-S-O-N! I'm an individually thinking, critical and constructive liberal who takes no poo from no one! And you can be the same, if you want! I mean, when you want! http://i.imgur.com/SzUnXr9.jpg That's the spirit! Fight the power! Break away from your chains! All women of the world, uni... http://i.imgur.com/FtEizW8.jpg ...AAAUGH!! Jesus, how does that keep happening?! How do you creeps keep, uh, creeping behind me right in the middle of my perfectly fine monologue?! http://i.imgur.com/kBVCvRK.jpg Oh, don't play nice with me, emo boy! Know that I know that all such attempts of showing any kind of basic politeness towards your fellow human beings is just your desperate attempts to have sex with me. Because you're a boy and I'm a girl and that's how it works! http://i.imgur.com/PYRxQwY.jpg Oh, so you're some sort of collective of "+40 years and still virgins"? That explains a lot... http://i.imgur.com/8U3XtJu.jpg Yeah whatever! Misunderstood my butt! I understood perfectly that you were trying to treat me as an attractive sex object to satisfy your in-build male desire for dominating beings weaker than you. That's why you hate animals too, which led me here in the first place! http://i.imgur.com/FrTYSTH.jpg Yeah? Then what are you doing in here? http://i.imgur.com/t9UAPNi.jpg Oh yeah, right! Play the friend card! Try to convince the less bright women that you're some kind of feminist born in a male body and try to exploit them! No wonder everyone I have seen over here has been a woman! Well, except that store keeper. I'm not really sure if it had a gender in the first place... http://i.imgur.com/jUI6YEr.jpg WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD AT ME???!!! YOU ARE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME!!!! WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN LIFT SOFAS AND TABLES DOESN'T MEAN YOU WOULD BE ANY STRONGER THAN I AM!!!! YOU ARE JUST MORE SUITED FOR THAT!!!! http://i.imgur.com/pPe3Ubk.jpg Look, it's no my fault the nature didn't give you men any sense for furniture placing, so there's no need to be bitter at me for that! http://i.imgur.com/ZIL56GM.jpg Nuh-uh! It's just a fact that women are born leaders. Why else would you men agree to do all sorts of icky stuff for us without a second thought? It's a role you have given to yourself in your own patriarchal hierarchy and you don't even realize that you are fooling yourself. http://i.imgur.com/aGYjFxc.jpg Well finally you can see the reason! I'm glad that we agree! http://i.imgur.com/ZGjbmN9.jpg You are bunch of emos with no clear sense of purpose and very unethical diet. http://i.imgur.com/nKdOF4L.jpg Nonono, all you need is me as your benevolent matriarch. I would make sure that... http://i.imgur.com/hK5L86a.jpg Fine! Be that way! If you don't want that toothbrush to fulfill your important role as the sanitary facility cleanliness executive, then you don't have to have it! How does that make you feel?! http://i.imgur.com/I9JQILS.jpg Moron! Just you wait! Equality will one day triumph and when I'll be more equal than you are, then you'll be in huge trouble!! http://i.imgur.com/nOCFDCa.jpg What a weird place. These people are totally beyond hope! I'm out of here! http://i.imgur.com/FUVXk9i.jpg Typical. |
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These tunnels go on forever! I'm getting desperate! A girl has her needs and mine are urgently looking for the room with the local porcelain collection! http://i.imgur.com/RCNBUY2.jpg Ah! Perfect! http://i.imgur.com/zm0qoOe.jpg The horror! It's one of those you need to pay for and I don't have any spare change with me!! Who uses cash anymore anyway?! http://i.imgur.com/BdxZcsA.jpg This must be some kind of maintenance terminal for the cleaning lady. I hate to do this, but I may have to use my extensive knowledge of information processing machines for my own selfish purposes in order to be able to carry on fighting the good fight. http://i.imgur.com/q86jme2.jpg "Evolve or die"? YES!! http://i.imgur.com/VFl2wpz.jpg Ugh! The stench is terrible, but I don't care anymore! I'm ready for anything for the brief relief from this pain! http://i.imgur.com/OyyGF28.jpg OK, FOR THE RECORD "ANYTHING" DOESN'T INCLUDE DESPERATE UNDIE-SMELLING MALE STALKING MY PRIVATE MOMENT!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! http://i.imgur.com/0vEdGcM.jpg Gee, I don't know! This is a restroom and I'm a girl! What could I possibly want, except for you to get out of here right now! http://i.imgur.com/y4rNvkc.jpg So in your great fight against your oppressive parents you decided to lock yourself up in a toilet just to show them they couldn't force you not to decide to do it? While I admire the absurd illogicality of that gesture, I can tell you by my empirical research results that it doesn't work. http://i.imgur.com/j6MmV1N.jpg Hey, your family problems are not my main concern here! I just want to use the freaking toilet! http://i.imgur.com/adix4kV.jpg UUGH! http://i.imgur.com/9NPp50h.jpg This is the place? It's even sloppier than the previous ones I've seen. But there's no being picky at dire times like these. But that boy is going to hear about this! http://i.imgur.com/p8PD5na.jpg Huh? So it was you who messed the place up?! Why in the name of everything sacred did you decide to smear poo all over the door handles?! http://i.imgur.com/Lzg8Qjd.jpg Actually, I really don't want to know the details. Later on... |
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I don't care how long these tunnels go on! I'm getting out the same way I came if I have to! Anything to get away from this family of weirdos! I bet their surname is Addams! http://i.imgur.com/0XJqAIx.jpg I mean they even forced me to make a poo joke to get into the next sequence. My glorious story has reached its definitive nadir thanks to them! http://i.imgur.com/zNhjz3y.jpg Not that it seems to get any better, no matter where I go. I mean, what's up with these poorly built houses all over the place? http://i.imgur.com/y5nDBzl.jpg It's like these people didn't even want to build these properly. http://i.imgur.com/HN143Vd.jpg Yet they somehow prioritize keeping these metallic phallic symbols intact in the middle of all this? http://i.imgur.com/raJzCRV.jpg Hey! A city! A real city, and it's not ruined beyond recognition! Finally a place where I can probably find a group of fellow academics to discuss the finer aspects of Stravinsky's latest masterpiece. Truly, I have been missing that with these backwater undergraduates for all too long! http://i.imgur.com/y9swVrI.jpg There are some nice looking people there. I'll go ask them where to find the nearest college! http://i.imgur.com/4bYRqvb.jpg Oh no! It's the clerks again! And they recognized me! http://i.imgur.com/0WJkdFM.jpg Shut up, heart, I'm trying to decide if I should hold my breath here or not! http://i.imgur.com/fpnJaOS.jpg Whew. I got them all. God bless railroad plot! http://i.imgur.com/AIgT2qZ.jpg Heyyy, what's this then? One of the working class people had a bunch of these. I think I saw him putting it in his mouth like this... http://i.imgur.com/NtWgp6w.jpg Woooooooooow... http://i.imgur.com/DUMviXs.jpg All the shiny colors... |
What ? you didn't pinch "Vance's sword" shame on you.:nope:
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Ergh...good stuff. Must have been tripping for one update at least. Good thing they didn't post that episode here... I wonder which question is more important at the moment...why do I have the taste of cat poo in my mouth or how do I know what the cat poo tastes like in the first place... http://i.imgur.com/oaJjylu.jpg Perhaps even more vital question would be finding out where I am. And the most important of all obviously is... http://i.imgur.com/BssHUqW.jpg What the heck am I wearing and how did I end up choosing clothes like these? http://i.imgur.com/0o8ujj6.jpg Ugh...vision getting better...there's someone in there...I'll try to get up and ask him... http://i.imgur.com/37VpEpM.jpg Err, bad idea. I was happier when the world revolved around me only in proverbial sense. http://i.imgur.com/geIveFm.jpg Hey! Hello! You! Where are we? And more importantly, did we do something which I should regret now and not after nine months? http://i.imgur.com/HRhO8JP.jpg Hello?! Are you mute?! Or don't you want to admit! Typical male! I can't remember how or where we met, but I'm sure you told me I'm the most beautiful lady in the world and you'd want to buy me everything I ever want. You males always go back on your words! You are only interested in sex! You can't think of anything else. And furthermore blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah ... http://i.imgur.com/2bxVQPK.jpg blahblahblahblahblahblahblah and blah. So there! You think about that while I go out and figure out how to get back home! http://i.imgur.com/b9pmkfr.jpg Huh? This doesn't look like any place I've seen before. I mean, these houses are almost intact! Perhaps some local could tell me how I ended up here! http://i.imgur.com/RjqSzZn.jpg I'm pretty sure I heard some noises from this direction. I think it was the microwave oven beeping. They must be cooking porridge in there. http://i.imgur.com/7AdNyFr.jpg Odd, the beeping is getting louder and faster. Don't they know that the oatmeal requires precisely 3,4636538 minutes of cooking in a standard microwave oven. Otherwise the gluten starts multiplying and the otherwise healthy breakfast saturates with 13,9823 % more sugar, which in turn can increase the risk of diabetes by 31,857 % assuming the consumption of the said dish is practiced once per day for 23,46 years and... http://i.imgur.com/8qb0AiT.jpg GAH!!! http://i.imgur.com/ix3srmj.jpg Oomph! Interesting! I think I just found out why I put on a motorcycle helmet before falling asleep. http://i.imgur.com/kitznAz.jpg How fascinating! It appears I have discovered some sort of indigenous plant with rudimentary self-awareness! When approached, it starts warning off possible predators by beeping and if the warning is ignored, it ruptures violently, thus concussing the assailant. I also conclude from the fact that there are so many of them littered around that the said rupturing of the plant causes its seeds to spread in the wind and thus the cycle is repeated. I must collect a few of these specimens and present them to the scientific world! Perhaps they shall name them in my honor too! Lauraus Explodicus sounds good. http://i.imgur.com/bKPz055.jpg Oh dear! The plant caused that old car to catch fire! And by the looks of it, the local fire fighters are on strike again! http://i.imgur.com/DMZ0OuF.jpg You mean meanie-heads! Do you know how many non-biodegradable materials were just released for the poor mother nature to bear just because you were too greedy to be happy about having to work only two jobs instead of three to feed your family?! http://i.imgur.com/LVkXfdf.jpg No wait, scratch that! It wasn't the poor, innocent plant that caused the car to explode! It was that fire fighter up there! Those domestic terrorists have gone a step further! But fear not, mother nature! I'll stop him! http://i.imgur.com/0LqAf9A.jpg And then on the other hand... http://i.imgur.com/fQO3J72.jpg The man who can cause 4,5 kiloton nuclear explosions faster than I can measure them... http://i.imgur.com/lOiECuZ.jpg ...Is perhaps not in the mood for discussing the consequences of his socio-economic improvement attempts in larger scale. Back to looking for inhabitants to tell me how to get out of here. Fast! |
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Knock knock? Is there anyone home? http://i.imgur.com/iHYIzCJ.jpg Oh! Oh dear! Sorry to disturb your sensitive moment! But for the record, in order to maximize the probability of producing healthy offspring, the angle of the man in relation to the woman should be no more than 78 degrees. Otherwise the fluid nature of the substances involved in the process is known to cause mixing of the cells and therefore mutations which may lead to blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah... http://i.imgur.com/Fv7XcYp.jpg Hrmph! How very rude of them! I just tried to help them and they didn't even thank me for the insight I provided! Truly, they should be thankful to have me there to open their eyes and see... http://i.imgur.com/zJjKrPp.jpg OK, this is particular genre of humor really getting obnoxious now! http://i.imgur.com/6X93AeT.jpg But perhaps people here are more willing to help me? Let's find out. http://i.imgur.com/WEgdFrC.jpg Anyone home? And specifically, anyone with a proper diet home? I could use some tofu right now! http://i.imgur.com/cqz9iWU.jpg Oh my! The dangers of online gaming have claimed another victim! And from the looks of it, it was again some infantile war game where you assault armed with all kinds of horrible weapons and end up blown to pieces nine out of ten times! http://i.imgur.com/szfargm.jpg And here apparently someone hasn't figured out he should turn the handle to fill the tub with water. Must be a male: they never read manuals anyway. http://i.imgur.com/pvrDhL4.jpg Yes, definitely a male! He even left his poor wife to wait in bed for vain! http://i.imgur.com/34l3rkU.jpg And they were all very quiet anyway, so it's time to apply my A-grade degree in topography. I'm sure I can navigate my way out of here by following the rocks. http://i.imgur.com/Xf2Av5Y.jpg Err... http://i.imgur.com/dXaiaFW.jpg That's considerably more rocks than I was expecting. It's like some invisible power was compelling me to find out what's behind the next hill just to find my way back to Wendy and the civilization! http://i.imgur.com/lTeGtzy.jpg Yuck! In this case the thing behind the next hill isn't even very pleasant either! http://i.imgur.com/spxWcoR.jpg Rusty metal! Oil dripping wrecks! Poorly planned waste disposal program! http://i.imgur.com/BuLkqFu.jpg Hang on, world! I'm coming to rescue you!! http://i.imgur.com/329KiWm.jpg Ooo, what a pretty colored sign! So nice they have at least made an effort to decorate this dumb, but that won't save them from hearing what I have to say! http://i.imgur.com/XHcIsCF.jpg Knock knock! Open up in the name of our gender neutrally named, ethically from developing countries adopted future offspring! http://i.imgur.com/NyEL63I.jpg Huh? Where is the manager? Perhaps I shouldn't have announced my presence before barging in? http://i.imgur.com/3UoXGG8.jpg Aha! http://i.imgur.com/EsdiHl3.jpg Give it up, tree hater! Your Machiavellian plan of shrinking yourself and then disguising as a table decoration has failed you! You're coming with me! |
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Justice has been served. Good thing this coat has deep pockets. http://i.imgur.com/KH0Peu9.jpg Oh noes! Is my work ever done?! What do my eyes see?! http://i.imgur.com/KZgmbTU.jpg A poor doggie! Shot in cold blood! Cut down in the prime of its cuteness! And the culprit is still admiring his work! http://i.imgur.com/Ql8VPT4.jpg Hey! Hey you! Don't turn your back on me! I have something to say to you! http://i.imgur.com/YmMmIiy.jpg GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! http://i.imgur.com/gSahMRc.jpg You evil winkly wankly wonkly woos! I shall de-naughtify you into the middle of next week! http://i.imgur.com/F63vm9k.jpg Justice has been served (again). http://i.imgur.com/vexSDSJ.jpg OK, that's it! Where's my manager?! This is, like, the third or so sequence where I'm just walking in the middle of nowhere in ugly clothes and uncomfortable shoes with poor make-up! And instead of filming my beautiful face, I get these shots against the horizon like I was supposed to be some lone wanderer wandering into the sunset in the middle of the day. Who wanders into the sunset anyway?! I mean, what's the point of starting a long journey when it's getting incredibly dark anyway? http://i.imgur.com/gw8UNzY.jpg And it's not like anyone ever even provided me any background story of what happened in here either before I started doing what I'm doing. http://i.imgur.com/NEtO2xx.jpg Screw this, I'm going shopping! http://i.imgur.com/0qU4f9X.jpg Ooo, progress! No bugs and actual products on the shelves too! And no other customers or disgruntled clerks to stop me! Great! http://i.imgur.com/0eePp5T.jpg They even have those fancy glowing arrows on the floor to point out the best sales! http://i.imgur.com/C6GYT2B.jpg Hmm, no...I sort of like the color, but it's a little too au naturel for me. Besides, it won't go together with my pink hair at all. http://i.imgur.com/fq87p73.jpg Ooo, kitchen appliances! Not that I believed in those artificial gender roles and would therefore have bothered to learn how to cook, but I could totally have a latest model oven in my future house. http://i.imgur.com/WVNCoHW.jpg Where's a man to change a light bulb when you need one?! I can hardly see these things. And what's that smelly, transparent stuff lingering around them, distorting my view? Perhaps I could use one of these matches I found... http://i.imgur.com/7jYG4Tp.jpg Err, oops... http://i.imgur.com/Cexdznl.jpg This reminds me of when I was born, except that it hurts a lot more!! |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! !! http://i.imgur.com/hgEMxZk.jpg Why is the sky over there??!! Please put it back to where it belongs at once! OK, Laura-Anne, focus! Focus! This is a normal situation! Everyone is free falling 3000 feet above the ground every once in a while! You'll just have to remember what the physics professor was telling you! http://i.imgur.com/EAyR9Sk.jpg What goes up... http://i.imgur.com/i6hVnfM.jpg Comes down too! http://i.imgur.com/yq9lJ16.jpg Pftoo! Well, at least I hit something soft. http://i.imgur.com/qLwgafa.jpg Oh...fascinating! Observing the ground from this low level gives a whole new view on its natural fauna. This one seems to be some sort of wrinkle worm. http://i.imgur.com/HC8bO7F.jpg Or then not... http://i.imgur.com/RJ7XCsw.jpg What are you staring?! Haven't you seen girls falling from the sky before?! http://i.imgur.com/HEYedwp.jpg Nuh-uh, geezer! Just because I was forced to go through poorly disguised plot transition doesn't mean I'd want any sympathy hugs from you! Get out and get your boner with you!! http://i.imgur.com/sOVA07k.jpg Hi, Wendy! Look, I found all these cool teeth. They were in my mouth. And I have a totally cool new, exploding plant to show you! http://i.imgur.com/OPjdVwo.jpg Potatoes? What makes you think they are root vegetables? http://i.imgur.com/hbdThMy.jpg Nonono, don't you understand anything? Root vegetables do not spread their seeds by rupturing the seedcase in a violent explosion. That's the attribute of flowers like dandelion, so obviously this is a new species of blooms! http://i.imgur.com/6UR9PU8.jpg Ah, for heaven's sake, for every one person who understands things I need to endure ten like you! Here, have a look at this specimen and you will understand! http://i.imgur.com/mXHIrW7.jpg There, Wendy. Now you don't have to feel bad for being a simple minded and smelly working class person. You're still, like, totally my best friend ever! And friendship is like the best thing ever, not counting puppies! Right?! http://i.imgur.com/ni3booK.jpg Yeah, that's like totally, BFF +1 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!!11 You're going to add that to your book too, right? http://i.imgur.com/dJOyPmw.jpg Hey, just for the record, there should be at least two ones after the exclamation mark, and don't go light on the cute winky smilies. Anyway, anything else I can do while you make those linguistic corrections to it? http://i.imgur.com/4r6QjpM.jpg Ooo! Ethical way to shoo away unpleasant pets who don't want to be loved by you! You're the best Wendy! What do I do? http://i.imgur.com/Y2RFqUl.jpg OK, great! So where's the repellant? How do I use it? Is it, like, some piece of (hopefully nice) clothing, or a spray or perhaps those little grains you litter around your garden? http://i.imgur.com/EnEnhQV.jpg This must be a cruel joke... |
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Well, a play on my values or not, I have a duty to perform for improvement of scientific knowledge and this junk is going to serve me in that. And perhaps in a more personal way later too. http://i.imgur.com/GjmwOJh.jpg Aha! That must be one of those mole rats Wendy talked about! And it has killed that cute doggie too! The evil little beast is going to be in so much trouble! All for the good of the womankind, of course. http://i.imgur.com/d1igCmT.jpg OK, come here. Just a little further. This won't hurt a bit. I think... http://i.imgur.com/rBJGt8Y.jpg Err, the definition of "a bit" is somewhat flexible don't you think? http://i.imgur.com/GF5CZLE.jpg That must have been a coincidence! You can't make empirical conclusions based on such little evidence. That mole rat might have just had the same condition as that clerk whose head blew off for no reason. Perhaps it's infected to human beings from these animals like AIDS? This calls for more testing. http://i.imgur.com/U6BNbFq.jpg Fascinating. It appears that either the mole rat population in this area is infected with the mysterious disease. http://i.imgur.com/2DSBvP2.jpg Or then this repellant stick is indeed causing their heads to explode on contact. http://i.imgur.com/VjqdvXY.jpg Oh dear. There can be no further doubt that the proper conclusion is the latter one. Wendy is going to be disappointed to hear that her repellant didn't work as intended. But perhaps there are still some more...creative uses for this thing to be found? http://i.imgur.com/XCDpJI8.jpg OK, just a few more steps now... http://i.imgur.com/ufXlNX2.jpg Ha! Take that, overly corny piece of Western fiction! http://i.imgur.com/WuDa8dD.jpg Wait? Your head didn't explode? It was supposed to explode! Do you have some kind of anti repellant on your hat? http://i.imgur.com/FX0gmA8.jpg I think the proper time to interview him could be best defined as "sometime later" and the temporal term "now", denoting urgency, is best attached to the concepts such as "egress in haste for your life" and "Oh dear divine entity!" http://i.imgur.com/kxk0Eo4.jpg Whew! OK! I lost him! If I, with my high education and general knowledge of everything can't navigate this wasteland by using rocks as land markers, then there is no way he can find me from behind this one either. That, however, does not fully remove the problem of him still having sense of vision and some form of rudimentary middle aged male neurological functioning in his cranium, which would lead to him recognizing my formidably beautiful self if I went back there to meet Wendy. I may need to come up with some sort of cunning plan to fool him. http://i.imgur.com/ti5u6IM.jpg I'm genius! |
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Hello! It's the health inspector and most definitely not the smart, beautiful, young and energetic girl with high moral values you are looking for. Carry on! http://i.imgur.com/WN1TPdb.jpg Uh, hello oddly odored cartoon character like Marxist person. I would like to have a look at your wares. http://i.imgur.com/VDybq0H.jpg What? How did she recognize me?! This was supposed to be a perfect disguise! http://i.imgur.com/vuiRtHM.jpg Yeah, it doesn't, work, like, at all. I sort of tested it extensively. http://i.imgur.com/x7C4rWb.jpg What? No, forget about the mole rats, they're not the point here! They're mean, bite me and they don't even have a fur to pet at all! I was talking about the other aspect here. So, like, when you hone that side of the repellent, perhaps I can do something else? http://i.imgur.com/TL0Mvoe.jpg OK, sure: I'm a highly trained expert in medicine and...wait? What do you mean "fix ME up"?! http://i.imgur.com/ZzkkKZ3.jpg Uh, hellooooo! This is 22nd century calling! We are not conducting medical experiments like that anymore! Ugh, where did you get that idea from? The 1980s?! http://i.imgur.com/3fvhPl2.jpg See now, that's exactly what I'm talking about! Your level of medical knowledge can't ever be even remotely on par with the modern science if you resort to barbaric methods! My god, Wendy, do you think I can stand the sight of my own blood?! Get someone else for your sick experiment! I'm out of here! I'm out of here for good and I don't ever want to see you again!! I will even erase your name retroactively from my diary! You will see! http://i.imgur.com/Qf7pslr.jpg Ugh! Daddy was right, the working class people are beyond all help after all! To think I almost learned to like her! http://i.imgur.com/HIHw1qr.jpg I mean, she was kind of nice. In her own simplistic and naive way. I'm sure she meant well. Like, she's a working class person and can't be educated enough to be anything else. Gee, she can hardly write! Why else would she be a comic book heroine? I shouldn't be too hard on her, but I think we just are too different. Like from two different planets. http://i.imgur.com/Cg69oSH.jpg Like, she's smelly and I'm not. And she hammers and I don't. And she isn't interested in politics and I am. And she doesn't wear fashionable clothes and I do. http://i.imgur.com/eTDXjIk.jpg Though right now I think she sees pretty well and I don't. This suits helmet isn't helping my vision. http://i.imgur.com/uaosOuA.jpg Hey, where did the ground go?! Put it back! http://i.imgur.com/79QRgyt.jpg That hurt. |
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Uh, Wendyyyyy...I think I could use some help here. Please? http://i.imgur.com/pz1byrO.jpg My finger is stuck in my eye socket and I can see my heel without raising my foot. This hurts!! http://i.imgur.com/AH4vHU1.jpg LOOK, OK, I GET IT YOU'RE MAD AT ME!! NO NEED TO BE SO SARCASTIC!! http://i.imgur.com/Ti3bs5n.jpg NOT. HELPING. WENDY. http://i.imgur.com/TmWKwUD.jpg Ooo, a pink Hello Kitty plaster. I take all my bad remarks back! You're still my favorite cartoon character, Wendy! Carla the Camel was too much of a humper for my taste anyway. Oh Em Gee, I think I'm going to make a poem to celebrate our friendship! Want to hear it?! It goes like this: "Wendy and I are friends. Even though we are so different! We like different things! Wendy drinks booze, I go jogging, Wendy uses jeans, I use skirt, Wendy smells like poo, I smell like roses, Wendy is ugly, I'm beautiful, Wendy is dummy, I'm smart, Wendy is in debt, I'm wealthy, Wendy's life is difficult, mine is good. But there is one thing common to us! Something which is very important for both of us! For we both, for we both have sand stuck in that pla..." http://i.imgur.com/PBi89RR.jpg Oh, sorry, what were you saying? Mirelurks? Scientific study of their life? Cool! Sure, I'll do it. What's a Mirelurk? http://i.imgur.com/RSE3JGi.jpg Oh, OK. I suppose I don't need to know what they look like to observe them. Off I go! http://i.imgur.com/wMiGVII.jpg But first I need to take care of something really important. http://i.imgur.com/i1hlMEn.jpg Something vital to prepare me for the future journey. http://i.imgur.com/XO4YLhh.jpg Uh, it's not ideal, but I guess it will do. http://i.imgur.com/K3yz76i.jpg Sheesh, they couldn't make this room any smaller, could they? OK, just one more zipper and I'm ready. http://i.imgur.com/rPm1f5p.jpg Militant feminism: female private part yeah! |
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