Reshaping earth into cube was mistake.

God help us all! We'd really be scrod. Actually God would probably abandon us all.

Shame on you Jim for that thought. :nope:

Yuan

June 24 2014

Second American Civil War ends with over 5 million dead

The Torys win the 2015 election.

"World Food Shortage Solved. Beano Making Gains On the Markets"

Second Trojan war begins.

Jimbuna wins the world lottery.

Red October1984 sues Jimbuna for lottery fraud

2075 Personal time machines invented.
2075 and a half, Personal time machines destoryed because too many people messed up the past.
3130 Climate change causes ocean levels to rise rapidly, submarines are sold as homes of the future.
3150 Climate change causes the world to enter a new ice age, a new world war erupts over resources, food, water, and land.

June 4 2057 the Aliens arrive.

June 11 2057 the Aliens leave. In a hurry. Without saying goodbye.

July 16, 2042
It has now been about 3 years since the last shot was fired, in the bloody civil wars that have rolled through the Arab countries in the famous Arab Spring.

All the new leaders of the Muslim countries in North Africa, the Middle East and some of the previous Islamic states of the former Soviet gather for a large summit in Riyadh.

December 5, 2042

After several months of negotiations, they have now come to a common text.

1. All the Islamic countries in North Africa, the Middle East and the former Soviet Union, becomes a country. The capital is Riyadh and the spirits capital is Mecca

2. Common foreign policy, common military, common currency. with its own domestic politics

3. Each of these countries get a certain autonomy

15 September 2013
Labor crushed in electoral landslide

2021: GT182 figures out what "humor" means.