Because we are ignorant of the laws.

What was the most harrowing experience in your life, so far?

Life with my second Wife.

How many feet will you fall before a parachute opens?

That depends on what altitude you are jumping from and what type of rigging static or free fall. Has the primary chute failed to deploy or not?If both shoots have failed
the answer is until your feet go though the ground.


If you had to spend the rest of your life as any character from a book, movie or TV show who or what would you be?

Jack Ryan from the Clancy books.

What happens if both parachutes deploy?

You'll probably get a biplane or maybe a down plane configuration.
If your really unlucky? You'll get an entanglement.
NOT GOOD!

Don't I have something better to do?
:hmmm:

No Privateer you have nothing better to do well you could surf subsim and drink booze.

If you where in Russia in 1917 what side would you fight for the Communists or the Tzarists?You are in 1917 remember and know nothing about history after 1917 so it must be your gut feeling based on the known conditions.

(I am drinking beer. And in Florida!! :yeah:)
Pass on the answer to the next contestant.

I thought some of my beers where missing and I had a bottle of Captain Morgan around here and now its gone.:shifty:Good thing i laced it with a special die that turns your hair pink.

Why is it that it is known as common sense yet it seems to be very uncommon?

They're few common people...

If there are three fish's in a bowl. Two drown, How many fish's are left?


I got it wrong BTW...

There are three fish left.

When do fish sleep?

During the afternoon.

If sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, then who is peter parker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...kLwTbkZ0#t=70s

peter parker is the guy that this iraqui Guy is speaking about.
Or Soopaman in civilian disguise.


vacation:
would you rather spend a week on an Aircraft carrier or aboard a submarine?

Why can't we have both? If not, submarine.
Is the weather horrible at your place?

No but it's not great either, it's a bit chilly today.

How did you get to work today?

HunterICX

I didn't, Im on a weeks holiday.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?