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As an ex-server who's to be married to an ex-bartender, I have a lot of opinions on the subject. The worst were the hardcore churchgoers who would tip you with their bible tracts. http://media.twirlit.com/wp-content/...-bible-tip.jpg If you ever want to enrage a server and ensure that you'll be eating spit or food that's fallen on the floor the next time you visit that particular restaurant, go ahead and leave that as your tip. Quote:
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One works for a living. Local culture describes "tips" as small personal gifts, signs for appreciation as well. I do so well on that new IT job, i can use the tips to pay half my food. It is good, because 86% of the pay is needed to pay the basic Bills. |
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and the richer the customer, the lousier the tip.
we charge 150 balls for a reinstall [OS + drivers + updates + set of desired software] + installation at home, checks and configuration i had a customer do me a reinstall, and he came over to pester me 5 times, costing me two hours of attention, he hung around the workshop looking over my shoulder, and still requiring more explanations. reinstall + home install =150 2 hours of explanations locally = 2x60 = 120 Normal = 270 what he got billed: 170 [100 off, just to get rid of him] my tip: 10 [so you know i can come back to you and ask a few questions here and there, and you will help me, will you :03:] he came back, handed me his LuxTrust online certificate dongle knowing he should not, and i "inadvertedly" called his bank stating i had his dongle and his PIN, as i am trying to resolve an issue. They were mad and locked his accounts. OOPS. :haha: GTFO...:rotfl2: |
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I don't think anyone here can show a law on the books that says God can do it and it's O.K. (I'm being just as serious as you. LOL!!) |
There's no official government record to show that God made anything.
Is he guilty of contracting without a license? :O: |
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They say he was registered in the Roman rolls, but I've never seen it! |
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That, in a Court of law, could be argued as admitting that God exists and that we entered into a trust with said person or being. The additional "All others pay cash" is to be added sometime later this year. |
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Obviously he has not chosen to exercise any copyrights against the scientists fiddling with DNA trying to create new life. :) |
He never filed copyrights so can't fight on that.
No patents on record I can find. Though he could maybe file defamation or slander Law suits. :hmmm: He's a sure winner for those cases if he shows up in Court, in person! |
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"There's no point in acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge formal complaints." |
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