Ski mask
Small backpack
Shotgun

I know this I was being sarcastic all of the items in my first list can be bought at Wal-Mart and are made in the US.

However alot of the products in Wal-Mart are not made in the US yet 20 years ago most everything was on sale there that was even their motto back then something about "Made in the USA" but they don't really tout that any more.

The clothing is a good example once much of it was made in the US now most of it is made some place other than the US.I know this because I used to always look at these little things when I was a kid and many of the tags said USA on them now that is rare sometimes my undies now are though usually they are made in Vietnam in 1984 it was US made same brand.

Or MOPAR parts most of these where US made until around 1993 when they started making most of them in Mexico.My uncle actually lost business because of this change because his shop lost contracts to make components of parts.Of course around the same time he landed contracts with GM and Ferrari to make components.

OK enough derailing the thread.

1. The Twilight trilogy
2. poster of Justin Bieber
3. box of adult diapers

1. D.C. map
2. POTUS portrait
3. Barrett M82

Towels
Bubble bath
Rubber duck

Dog treats with antifreeze in them.
Poisoned baby formula.
7.00 an hour wages.

Sounds like utopia to some, I bet.

Where did you find that? I honestly just made up that and someone really did it at some point six degrees of separation.

Even more interesting that is the sales tax rate in my county 7% and in a certain city it would be 7.8% dude might live around me somewhere.

See the doe sent would attract a buck so the buying of a mouth guard and key chain cam makes that really interesting.I will be looking for anyone that has hoof
marks on their face and arms.

I found another funny receipt:
http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0999c3ff.jpg

1. pair of pliers
2. Toby Keith CD
3. rubbing alcohol

Uhhhm, noooo. *creepy pervert eyes*
(damn I am caught!)
(sorry:oops:)

:D

Do you really need the portrait? Just look for the ears.

What did Obama do to you, that you would want to murder him?

Seriously, not even funny.

In my wallet.:har:

That is weird. I just now read your post#20. Am closing windows....:O:

A pair of spectacles
An engineering construction manual
A Lego set

a bondage mask with a zipper mouth.
2 fat women with gargantuan breasts (tons of them at Walmart)
A chainsaw.

Don't ask don't tell ;)

Disclaimer, the chainsaw is for my pleasure, no bloodshed involved!

It wasn't directed against current or former president. Just a combination to freak out Wal-Mart cashier (which at my understanding is whole thread's idea). Nothing more, nothing less.

A pound of black truffles
An once of Grade I saffron
A selection of 20oz malt liqors

Don't get it. :hmmm: