I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Incredible! :rotfl2: :rock:

I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.

The aboriginals were here first, because they had reservations.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

My amputee friend told me that he wanted to run in the local marathon. I advised him against it, telling him that he didn't have a leg to stand on.

:har::haha::har:

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

In the last few years, icy roads are the only thing that has knocked me off my feet. I`ve always said that mother nature is my only natural enemy.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

A group of minors were trapped underground.

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

A man has died at the wharf. Police are looking into it; witnesses describe the circumstances of the man's death as "fishy".

A funiture refinisher was found dead recently: he was working on an antique piece and had two containers nearby, one filled with ale and the other with lacquer. He apparently took a big dink out of the wrong container. He had a terrible end but, a great finish...