I became a Witness, then realized I was number 144,001 and I was screwed anyway. :doh:

I had that problem, too, before I bumped off Number 112,456.

Quick survey: If a surveyor asked you questions about your religion/faith/practices, you would:
1. Answer truthfully
2. Say "It's none of your damned business."
3. Describe your worship of Noxbuk Humgralok, Vampire Lord of the Black Shadow of Icky Gooze behind the Game Stop on South Avenue Thursday evenings.
4. Both 1 & 3 above (which is a bit scary).

My point being is that I would have hung up before they finished question 1.

I'm an easy mark. I'll talk to anybody.

About mormons : Remember to keep that american stuff at home as much as you can. ;)
I'll remain courteous and will just tell you we don't have much to do with this bunch of elegant moralizing innocents dressed like penguins delivering toilet rolls (or is it bibles) wherever they can. They would be much more helpful to people living in underdeveloped countries and regions, wouldn't they ?

So send them there.

Which means?

Somehow you just managed to make now sense at all. What are you talking about?

So you hate Mormons. I'm not that fond of them myself, but your whole post is bizarre, to say the least.

So...frenchy :rotfl2:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...h-attitude.jpg

:haha:. So what happen then?
I had a friend who car-pooled with one. He pushed religion non-stop.:dead: The funniest part,, one day, there was a driving rain storm. They guy dropped my friend of at a gas station and made him walk the rest of the way (he usually dropped him off at his house). The reason... he would have been late to his prayer meeting.:haha::dead:

So wish them a merry christmas.:yeah:

You'll know when Hastur begins stripping the flesh from all mankind and sucking the marrow from their bones. http://psionguild.org/forums/images/...ilies/evil.gif

No, underdeveloped regions and countries don't need (yet another) religion :o

Too late. According to this website the Mormons have over 50,000 missionaries in 300 organized missions around the world.

And as far as not needing missionaries in general. Who will take their place feeding and caring for the millions they presently take care of?

:rotfl2:

Off topic: A friend of mine opened a game store years ago which he named Hastur Hobbies. At my suggestion his business card also says "The shop that is not to be named."

I'm sure that helped the "D&D is from teh_devil!!11!!one!1!" rants.:D