Most leopards live about twelve years in the wild. They can live up to twenty three years in zoos.

I just watched a docu with a Leopard who lived to nearly seventeen. :doh:

Stream of consciousness...

The phrase "Fried motherboard" may mean that only the CMOS battery needs to be replaced, not the entire computer. :yep:

Good troubleshooting requires that the possibilities be rectified in order of 'simplest replacement' to 'replacement of entire system' -- not the other way around. :yep:

Good customer service means finding the actual root of the problem, solving the problem, and saving your customer as much money as possible. Also, it pays to listen to what your customer is rambling on about when they bring their machine in for service; it could be that one overlooked key word that turns a molehill into a mountain. :yep:



He must not have been very hungry. ;)

Most women say size dose matter.

Most men would say it's not size that matters but how you use it.


Autocar on the size of people carriers. ;)

Same here with USA goverment. Thx STEED for helping make my post easier. :DL

Most woman are lyers.

I got sunburned so badly i actually had to take baths with ice cubes to avoid overheating my brain in the last two days.

ouch :-?

Sun on the greek mainland is more powerfull than sun in the Alps, a fact I learned the hard way.
Sometimes getting sunburned is a good thing, because the doctor was hot and she had to rub my shoulders twice a day :DL:DL Now that's a fact

Hey. :yeah:

And carry sharp instruments in there handbags. :shifty:

The game-maker game I just made as part of the introduction to my distance learning course is crap

proof - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/26806788/clown%20game.exe

:hmmm:

Hippo milk is pink. :DL

Koala bears and humans share very similar fingerprint patterns

Jim Bristoe, an American, invented a 30-foot-long, 2-ton pumpkin cannon that can fire pumpkins up to five miles.