ha, got you! :O:
This guy is clearly right-handed and -footed!
Just take a look how elegant, sappy and powerful he swings his right leg and arm and how wimpy his left arm moves and how he hobbles on his wrong leg! :rotfl2:

Your attempts to demean us will not destroy our resolve. Besides, conflict does not determine who is right, only who is left.


edit- I have a homework assignment that needs working on but I'll be back to join the revolution later.

I think that needs a "yet!", knowing this forum.

Platapus! Cheeky!

:o :D :rotfl2:

I once went Bass fishing with a good friend. On a warm and sunny Arizona spring my pole broke so I asked to borrow a spare. He nervously handed me one of his back up poles and I noticed then that the reel was backwards. I nervously laughed at his attempt at humor and asked why he gave me a god damned left handed pole! It was then that my eyes noticed that his pole too was left handed! He must have noticed the rage in my eyes :stare: as he first froze :o then like a rabbit dropped his pole and beer and fled. I caught up to this lefty easily and knocked him to the river bank. As I pushed his face into the mud I was incoherent with rage as I screamed about his closet leftism.

After giving him a proper thumping I kicked his lifeless carcass into the river.
As he stumbled to find his footing I gave him a warning. His kind isn't welcome in these parts and he needs to go back to where he belongs!

It was a real nice fishing pole and after melting down that bastardized reel into a necklace of right handed victory I put a proper RIGHT handed reel on and added it to my collection.:arrgh!::rotfl2::D

So be it.

Guess who's a lefty:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._his_desk2.jpg

Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!

Yeah! Soon they'le be demanding more KEEP LEFT signs!

Bastards!

I know of only one way to solve this problem.

http://eppingymcacc.nsw.cricket.com....s_of_Japan.gif

"Release the hounds!"

Edit: They can smell the left handedness!

Stay strong lefties! Do not be cowed by the attempts of the right-handed elite to insult us and belittle us! They call our gift a "recessive" trait! They force our left-handed children into schools made for right-handers!

It is time to stand up and show them that we are not genetic defectives! We are men! We are women! We are people!

We must fight! Before you know it they will be demanding left handed rifles in the military! Left handed Marriages!

Lets show them who's right!

:rotfl2: Not quite what I meant, but well played, sir.

I too just GOT that context. Indeed well played.

Funny you should mention that. 30 years later I still have visible scars in the crook of my arm caused by hot brass ejected from my right handed M16.

The darn things would get into my sleeve through the cuff placket and end up against my skin where they burned like heck.