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Max_Schnell 12-09-10 02:33 PM

I have found that the best way to deal with the Mrs. vs. SHIII issue is this.

I will pause or even stop the sim.

Then give her my undivided attention, and I mean UNDIVIDED! I'll make myself available to her relentlessy. I'll talk to her constantly, make myself underfoot while she is doing whatever she is doing. I constantly inquire about her day, her work, her friends, how's the car running, what are future holiday plans, how are the puppies, I was thinking this, or how about this, until she finally relents.:timeout:

The 15-20 minutes it takes to perform these actions will usually free me up for weeks to play my beloved sim (my beloved sim, my friend, my partner....my secret lover.....Uhmm.. I mean...) then when all is said and done she gladly does whatever is requested so that I'll go away and leave her alone, upto and including opening the windows, flinging the salty water and what-not.

She can only blame herself, I learned all of this from her.:yep:

Good luck friend :yeah:


Schnell!

Jack Cutter 12-09-10 02:36 PM

LMAO! :har:

These tactics have been noted, and I will study them intently. I can't wait to put these to test in the field. Thank you Max! :salute:

Gargamel 12-09-10 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canovaro (Post 1550572)
Funniest thread ever :haha:

Subsimming and women, it's always a bad combo.

:o

Don't let FK hear you say that.......

Hanomag 12-10-10 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canovaro (Post 1550572)

Subsimming and women, it's always a bad combo.

I am now zipping my upper lip.... :o

frau kaleun 12-10-10 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanomag (Post 1551213)
I am now zipping my upper lip.... :o

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/pict...pictureid=1300

Hanomag 12-10-10 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1551229)

Hmmm.. pyschic Kaluen... :hmmm:

Jimbuna 12-10-10 05:11 PM

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Canovaro 12-13-10 10:45 AM

I Apologize.
:ping:

Hanomag 12-13-10 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max_Schnell (Post 1550632)
I have found that the best way to deal with the Mrs. vs. SHIII issue is this.

I will pause or even stop the sim.

Then give her my undivided attention, and I mean UNDIVIDED! I'll make myself available to her relentlessy. I'll talk to her constantly, make myself underfoot while she is doing whatever she is doing. I constantly inquire about her day, her work, her friends, how's the car running, what are future holiday plans, how are the puppies, I was thinking this, or how about this, until she finally relents.:timeout:

The 15-20 minutes it takes to perform these actions will usually free me up for weeks to play my beloved sim (my beloved sim, my friend, my partner....my secret lover.....Uhmm.. I mean...) then when all is said and done she gladly does whatever is requested so that I'll go away and leave her alone, upto and including opening the windows, flinging the salty water and what-not.

She can only blame herself, I learned all of this from her.:yep:

Good luck friend :yeah:


Schnell!

LMFAO!!! :rotfl2:


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