Some here on subsim, prefers goats, maybe they want to milk them out :D

Speaking of that I have a particular fancy steak restaurant in my mind. One menu would set a person back by about 50 bucks which may not be a lot to you people out there but it's darn big money here. So if you dine for two that would set you back about a hundred bucks.

Now this would not be such a big deal if their steaks are no good or mediocre but DAMN IT they're excellent, the best I've ever known in fact. :damn: . The Fried Onion which comes in a big square shape is not to be missed as well.

I'm salivating already....I'll bite the pillow for now :dead: some barbeque sauce and you'd not know the difference at least for the first 5 seconds LOL.

Perhaps you're familiar with it, Tony Roma's ribs and steak
http://www.tonyromas.com/
The place you must visit if you're having suicidal thoughts :yeah:
I'll guarantee you'll still be having those thoughts just to dine there LOL

Would you rather Inhale toxic fumes that made your blood boil and eyes pop out, or listen to your wife tell you how her day was?

since the situation sounds confusingly similar....

I'd go with the wife.
because at least one won't put me in the hospital

She will if she knows what you did with christine at the office

a smart man marries the woman who likes it when you bring Christine home for the evening. :up:

:haha:

Id listen to the wife's nonsense about her day

Would you rather get mediocre sex once per month, or mind blowing sex once per year?

A smart man does not marry. Ever.

Edit: Since irony seems to be beating me over the head with a mallet recently don't be too surprised if there is a thread anouncing me getting hitched in a shotgun wedding or some such.

Neither is an option really. I'd rather have mind blowing sex every week:O:

Would you rather have GT get filled up with Obama threads, or do you prefer Muslim threads?

Only once a week, :O:

*mindblowing* sex. I would survive with mediocre sex on the other 6 days:O:

Yes, of course, that I have not thought about it,
 

:damn:

Your locked in a room, the key is in the lock on the inside but out of reach.

Your pinned to a table in the centre of the room by your testacles via a six inch nail.

There is a bomb in the corner of the room (out of reach) set to blow up in two minutes.

There is an axe under the table (within reach).

Do you use the axe to dismember your jewels therefore allowing you to reach the door and safety or do you resign yourself to the alternative fate?

http://www.philadelphiarams.com/archives/goat.jpeg

(In before Vendor! :O:)

This is easy. I use the axe to pry loose the nail. Alternatively I just hack the wall around the nail off.

Would you rather marry Frau Kaleun or that goat?

LOL :DL

The nail is in the table which happens to be made of metal and the axe is blunt :DL

I would have to say the goat....I know what that looks like and have always thanked my Lord for small mercys :har: