Yep they move up and down when a woman runs, and I don't mean her knees...

Mel Brooks had a comedy routine called "The 2000 year old man". It was pretty funny. :woot:

:hmmm:

Life itself,

God or knowledge of God and

a chance for mortal people to get eternal power after this one's over or when it's time(I know it's not of this world but the process begins here in this world) . . .if you're lucky enough you might actually . . . nah . . . but some do.
The kind of power that would make every single tyrant that had and has ever lived to cry in envy anyway who told them to build their castle on sand where death swallowed it but then again you can't get and even couldn't have wanted what you know nothing about.
I wished Jesus would be more frank follow me and I'll give you the greatest power than man could ever dream of and it is forever. But that would probably attract the wrong kind of people . . . people such as Genghis Khan, Ieyasu, Stalin, Hitler . . .but on the bright side the world would see far less war.

3 Most Awesom Things
 

1. TV Remote Control
2. Microwave Oven
3. Pizza Home Delivery

1. Beautiful woman with a TV remote control who loves to watch my favorite shows
2. Microwave Oven
3. Pizza Home Delivery

:salute:

"1" + "2" = "3"

In a way, this is stunning on so many totally different levels.

That'd make a good test, kinda like the ink test thingy.

NEW THREEEAD!!! :rock: (Come on, we need something else than politics too :yep:)

Mmm...Top three.

1. Family&Friends
2. Motorcycles
3. Music

HunterICX

1) Chinese buffets

2) Travel

3) Mango juice

Or an alternate list,

1) To crush your enemies

2) To see them driven before you

3) To hear the lamentations of their women.

1. The giving of life to my children
2. Watching them grow into adults
3. The woman who helped make this happen.

Three's tricky!
 

1. Skydiving (but can't afford it any more :wah: )
2. Women (happily married but love to window shop, all shapes and sizes! Well not all, but alot that you'd question :hmmm: )
3. Food (again, happily just eaten but love to get food, all shapes and sizes!)

And the most awFUL things...

1. Anything to do with eyes (exams, drops... flies in them, uuurgh!)
2. Not being able to do No. 1 (in the aweSOME list)
3. Realising it's 2am and you're up at 6am, and you've just come across a juicy convoy!

1. good health;

2. the love of the right woman (or partner);

3. the beauty of life;

I was told there would be no math. :shifty:

Friends with metal cans of beer! :up:

Ha, I remember you + math + Sailor Steve + Thumbs69 = less friendly than it could/should have been.