Thanks, now I've got that damn song in my head again. :O:

I was thinking more along the lines of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

But I just wanted to know for sure.

Chuck Norris? Chuck freakin' Norris? Seriously?
As Ahnold would say: "What are you talkink about, Villis?"
Just sad.:nope:

Here's the man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxk2g_w5KA

:rotfl2:

And it's Shatner FTW every time.

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.png

Capt. James T. Kirk, my hero.

I'm sure I'm not the only one for whom this merits a moment of silent reflection.

So many Chuck Norris jokes!
:haha::haha::haha::haha::har::har::har::har::rotfl 2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::D:D:D:D

Uh No one is joking.

Chuck Norris only needs one torpedo to sink a 50 ship convoy.
The torpedo has no explosives in it, only Chuck's name written on the outside.

Chuck Norris lost His Virginity Before His Dad :O:

Chuck´s Sub doesnt need fuel to run, he just pees into the tank

Now that's just silly. Everyone know Chuck Norris' urine is a powerful acid. It'd burn right through the tank!

<Throws a flag>

Personal foul! Posting a non submarine or non-SH5 related Chuck Norris joke in this thread.

One thread count penalty. Set the clock back 1 minute.

<blowing whistle>

Chuck Norris does not evade Depth Charges
Depth Charges evade Chuck Norris