Along with 'only one man would dare give me the raspberry...'

What, they just signed the Death Star lease?

Just made the last payment.

With interest, that comes to $387,265,111,233,040,458,785.01

Is that in intergalactic dollars? :hmmm:

Worse.

Euros.

Well, as long as the opposition doesn't send in John McClane with a loaded sidearm, a crowbar, and a roll of duct tape, that should do nicely.

Or some farm boy from Tatooine and a hand full of his stoner friends in X-Wings.

:rotfl2:

A long time ago (no pun intended) on another board someone started a thread titled "What would it take to sink the Bismarck?"

One guy replied something to the effect of "A hammer, 40 feet of string and Tim Allen!"

@ all people in this thread : Thanks for the laugh ! :rotfl2:

:D

:hmmm:

In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

I dunno... the Royal Navy? :O:

:haha:

From

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/...eathstar.shtml


The admiral has hastily directed his men to apprehend the vigilante wreaking havoc upon his brand new battlestation. "We must capture this renegade before he causes any more trouble on the Death Star. Our first target, Earth, will be in range in 24 hours. He must be stopped by then. If we fail, the Emperor will come here and punish us personally."

Behind them they hear a set of blast doors open. The admiral and his legion of storm troopers turn and see a horrifying sight. There sits Darth Vader, slumped over dead in a chair. He is wearing a Santa hat, and something is written in blood on Darth Vader's black cape. As they unfurl it, the admiral reads the message:

"Ho Ho Ho. Now I have a light saber!"

So, with Darth Vader out of the picture, and the Emperor "far, far away" (thus no Force to speak of), can John McClane stop the Death Star before it reaches Earth?


One guess on who won the popular vote. :D