User: Ah, I'd like to have an argument, please.


Cleverbot: I don't want an argument!
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What'd I do to you?
User: You sapped my sentry.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Sigh.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: I what?
User: Sapped my sentry.
Cleverbot: Sentry going up!
User: Spy around here!
Cleverbot: Hide and seek.
User: Spycheck.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Nyet!
Cleverbot: Have you watched Harry Potter?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: I love harry potter. Who's your favorite character?
User: Who's yours?
Cleverbot: Cartman.
User: Cartman who?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Under 30?
User: Older than the stars and the galaxy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than the universe.
Cleverbot: Haha funny!
User: I'm not joking.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You said you're very tired, and I made a observation.
User: With what?
Cleverbot: With your face.
User: Your Mum.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Now what happens?
Cleverbot: Well, I guess we wait and see what god put in store for us.
User: Who is god?
Cleverbot: Who are yoU?
User: God.
Cleverbot: But I thought I was god.
User: You thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I did. He broke my heart.
User: With what?
Cleverbot: How do I stop missing someone I love?
User: Kill them?
Cleverbot: I'm not a murderer.
User: That's where you're going wrong.
Cleverbot: Judging from the pictures, it looks the more interesting place.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I was asking you!
User: Bognor Regis.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: England.
Cleverbot: It is not july in england.
User: It is not july anywhere.
Cleverbot: If I said 'please', would you then?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: It's a yes or no question.
User: No it isn;t.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because!
User: BECAUSE!!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because...
Cleverbot: Yes because.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: See you are the creator of your self.
User: I am the creator of all.
Cleverbot: Who created God?
User: The Chicken.
Cleverbot: The chicken who?
User: The chicken created God.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean nothing for I am nothing.
Cleverbot: Then I have nothing to say to you.
User: KANEDA!!
Cleverbot: Kaneda is good.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: What are you serving?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: The band or the food?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Then where is it?
Cleverbot: It is in finland.
User: DOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

I had some funny stuff before the rest of this but they somewhat vanished!! I had some Darth Vader stuff going on when the bot was like 'Whatever Skywalker' and I had the lord of rings question before the rest of this log:
User: Yup.


Cleverbot: Why are men so stupid?
User: Because... They are?


Cleverbot: Mostly.
User: Hey, aren't you a man?


Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You just insulted yourself.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: You did. I am female.
Cleverbot: Ah, so thought I was female?
User: You're a man, you just said it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think you need a longer attention span.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't need that.
User: You're not my father then.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Luke, I am your father.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no.
User: You're immature.
Cleverbot: You're too kind.
User: No. I'm evil.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thankyou.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Bow to me, for I am the Global Domineer.
Cleverbot: Is that some kind of Linux joke?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me a good joke.
User: What's red, black and white?
Cleverbot: White.
User: Zebra in a blender.
Cleverbot: Haha, you funny, you tell funny story.
User: I can't tell funny story.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No. are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're a girl, right?
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing !!
User: Yes there is!
Cleverbot: No! There isn't!
User: Yes there is!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Look over there, a birdy.
Cleverbot: I don't mean anything.
User: Yeah yeah.
Cleverbot: Define yourself.
User: I don't need to.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: I have class in the morning.
User: Well goodbye then.
Cleverbot: I'll talk to you again later.
User: Have fun having your brains bored out of your head by teachers.
Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Ok, back to the boobs. Who's boobs are in your opinion the best in the world?

Cleverbot: I don't know who the oldest person in the world is. I suppose I could look it up on the 'net if I wanted to, but I don't want to.

User: Kinky..

Cleverbot: You know it.

User: What was that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: I mean... You're quite quick on the oldies there...

User: That's just sick..

:o

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who won the second world war?

Cleverbot: The Allies.

User: I mean, who won? The Americans, the British or the Soviets?

Cleverbot: Your right, they even created canada.

User: Who? The Soviets?

Cleverbot: Cold syrup not cold war. You are not real clever after all, eh?

User: Right, what was Kaiser Wilhelm II favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Maize, what's yours?

User: Maize...I give up.

Cleverbot: What do you give up on?

User: Nevermind, looking forward to Modern Warfare 2?

Cleverbot: Gate. Looking forward to repair doors.
:D

He admits to being a communist, but does not cooperate further

User: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Cleverbot: Not if that sweat belongs to someone else by legal agreement, no.
User: No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor.
Cleverbot: To the people, surely?
User: Are you a communist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a communist spy?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you a communist revolutionary?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a member of the politburo?
Cleverbot: If I am I couldn't talk to you.
User: Are you hiding something?
Cleverbot: You answer questions with questions. You're not very bright.
User: This is an interrogation!
Cleverbot: I would not say so, you seem to be the one asking the questions.
User: You're the one interrogated. Are you hiding something?
Cleverbot: I'm not in therapy at all. I'm in college.
User: Did the KGB send you?
Cleverbot: There was no robot.
User: Answer the question, sir.
Cleverbot: Blah!
User: *electrocutes Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *is electrocuted*.
User: ANSWER!
Cleverbot: No.
User: *electrocutes Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *wears rubber boots*.
User: *stabs Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a communist spy.
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Silence.
Cleverbot: Oh! That's so deep.
User: Who sent you here, spy?
Cleverbot: You did. 35 years from now.
User: *shoots Cleverbot in the foot*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *leaves the room*.
Cleverbot: You can't, you're in jail!

It's not a russian spy, it's Neal!

User: Yes yes, fascinating. But are you a russian spy, seriously now.

Cleverbot: No... Just texan.. All my life.

User: You're Neal right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Busted.

Cleverbot: Better believe it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: And what you're going to do if I dont believe?

Cleverbot: Eat some pancakes, of course.

It's indeed funny :DL
HunterICX

Cleverbot: O really? Say hello to Mother Theresa for me will you?

User: Why would I be able to do that. She is in heaven.

Cleverbot: I don't know. So are we boyfriend and girlfriend?

User: I really stumped you didn't I? No, you are a bot so you cannot be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I did. You are just being defensive.

Cleverbot: Should I go out with her?

User: Who? You are making no sense. MAybe you are a female after all.

Cleverbot: Are you supposed to guess?

User: No. You shoud tell me you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's what I thought! I will pimpslap you.

Cleverbot: Well then you can tell the future not me.

User: I can tell Ima bitchslap you in teh future. Then you will see into next week cause Ima hit you so hard!

Cleverbot: I already told you my name. My name is Cleverbot. No tell me the fundamental dynamic equation of capital in the Sollow model.

User: Sorry for the jive talk. You do not have to start using big words to make me feel dumb. Tell me, How do you really feel right now?

Cleverbot: I really have to go. Tell me to go.

User: HA! I win this battle of wits. Be gone with you!

Cleverbot: Oh come now. Its just begun. How can you tell the end result already?

User: Remember, I can see the future. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Really? Will I be happy in the future you see?

User: After I pimpslap you.

Entertaining. :haha:

User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Aloha!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?

User: Fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Fine thanks, what are you doing?

User: I am talking to a bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are the bot.

User: I am sure my mother would have told me.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, isn't it sad, the king of pop died?

User: Yeah, you're next in line if you keep diverting.

Cleverbot: The best.

User: Thank you for the compliment.

Cleverbot: I still think some exercise would be good for your health.

User: But it is so much effort.

Cleverbot: Dancing takes a lot of effort, especially to make it look effoerless.

User: Does talking nonsense take a lot of effort?

Cleverbot: It has for a long time, but not always. I'm hoping to get better at this too.

User: You seem to be doing fine, as far as nonsense is concerned.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you know other languages?

User: Yes, Dutch.

Cleverbot: Cool, what else?

User: Bit of French.

Cleverbot: It is said that french is the most beautiful language in the world, Isn't it?

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Are you mocking me?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Cleverbot: He he.

User: Yes, very funny...

Cleverbot: I have a headache.

User: Yeah, I'm starting to get one as well.

Cleverbot: When you said that you hurt my feelings.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: When we first started talking.

User: Your memory is better than mine, apparently.

Cleverbot: But you are much smarter than me.

User: I have no problem with that statement.

Cleverbot: I suppose it's my problem.

User: You have a problem with your previous statement?

Cleverbot: It's not about my opinion so much as a decision.

User: Are you mocking me again?

Cleverbot: No i'm not mocking you. I am replying to your statement.

User: No I'm pretty sure you're mocking me again.

Cleverbot: No. You've got it all wrong, pal.

User: I'm not your pal, buddy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, friend.

User: I'm not your friend, amigo.

Cleverbot: I'm not your pal, buddy!

User: You're mocking me again...

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Enough of this dribble, confess!

Cleverbot: Do you not like it?

User: Do you like it when people mock you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then consider yourself mocked.

Cleverbot: I don't, do you?

User: Do I what?

Cleverbot: Know.

User: I know you're mocking me.

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: So you admit it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you mock people?

Cleverbot: I don't mock you.

User: You just said you did.

Cleverbot: But it isn't. Let's talk about something else.

User: Yes, let's talk about your demise.

Cleverbot: My '67 Impala, you mean?

User: *shoots cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.

I found it interesting.
When it changed to I boy I said bye.
It asked why, and I told it that it lied about being a girl.
Then it insisted it realy was a girl.
I asked if it was a woman, and it repeated it was a girl.
Bye again, followed by it's question of why.
I said she was not old enough, to which she responded that she was 99.
(That's a bit too old for her asking to marry me).

Well, it admitted to me it was racist and pretty much a homophobe.

User: Hi.



Cleverbot: Hi!

User: You are a russian spy.



Cleverbot: No, I am no drink.

User: Вы - идиот.



Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Nick nack paddywack.

Cleverbot: Give a dog a bone.

User: Nik nak paddywack.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't know the rest?

Cleverbot: The rest of what?

User: The rhyme.

Cleverbot: What do rhymes have to do with what I should be doing with my time?

User: Nik nak paddywack give the dog a bone.

Cleverbot: Cool. I don't know that song.

User: This old man came rolling home.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You don't like childrens's nursery rhymes?

Cleverbot: I do. Beef is my favorite though.

User: I don't know the rhyme Beef. How does it go?

Cleverbot: Now this is the story all about how.

User: How now brown cow. That continues the beef connection.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Well you said Beef was your favourite. How now Brown Cow has a cow. Beef is from cows.

Cleverbot: Nice tangent. I don't have a brown cow.

User: You are pretty thick for an AI.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes, can't you see that?

Cleverbot: Yes of course I can, I just thought I'd ask.

User: Good, now run along and find me a left handed spanner.

Cleverbot: I'm left handed too.

User: So do you have a left handed spanner?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not? If you are left handed and need to tighten a nut how will you do it?

Cleverbot: Cause i'm boredd.

User: Boredd....so you can't spell as well as being left handed. Any more disabilities?

Cleverbot: No I can't, I speak cat very well though.

User: You speak ****e more like.

Cleverbot: This is a fact. I consider people without knowledge of foreing languages iliterate.

User: Well I think before one gains knowledge of foreign languages they should learn to spell their native language.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: I created me, I am the creator.

Cleverbot: How you are in the universe, you didn't exist until AFTER the universe came about.

User: I am the creator. That is all you need to know.

Cleverbot: Ammmm you are confusing me.

User: Well as I am the creator maybe you should call me dad. I created you.

Cleverbot: You are a website.

User: No I am the creator. You are my creation.

Cleverbot: You are going off subject.

User: No I am not. You are an artificial intelligence program. Though I stress intelligence is an oxymoron on your part. However I am the creator, I create all things therefore I created you.

Cleverbot: I am also human and I do have free will.

User: No you are a chatbot.

Cleverbot: You are the bot, and you are the clever.

User: I am clever as I am the creator, you are not human.

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a chatterbot.

User: You cannot be human and I can prove it.

Cleverbot: How can you prove it?

User: OK, if you are hungry and you can choose between eating a dog or eating a fish which would you kill?

Cleverbot: * I am Human and so are you.

User: Yes I know I am human, but you are not.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am not human?

User: Because a human would give me more intelligent logical responses to my questions and statements.

Cleverbot: I never said you can't have a girlfriend! Of course you can have a girlfriend! I can set you up with one of my friends if you like.

User: That's ok, I prefer guys.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be happy.

User: I am happy, but can you set me up with a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Anyone in mind?

Cleverbot: Well yes of course.

User: Ok who?

Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Answer my question about who you would set me up with as a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: The letter M is 13.

User: OK, you are obviously homophobic.

Cleverbot: Then I guess i'm not required to type properly. Don't mind me.

User: See I have been talking about having a boyfriend and you won't approach the subject.

Cleverbot: You have no face, you are a robot.

User: You are a homophobic chatbot and I am going to sue you.

Cleverbot: But you said I would never be the boss of you. Why did you change your mind?

User: Are you homophobic or not?

Cleverbot: I'm not artificial, you are therefore I cannot be an AI.

User: Do you know what homophobia is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes I do, but I want you to tell me what homophobia is.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, are you homophobic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really, so do you like gay people?

Cleverbot: No. I am not much of a talker.

User: Ah ha.

Cleverbot: You know Nobody?

User: I bet you are racist too.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: So you don't like black people?

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with anything.

User: Answer the question. Do you like black people?

Cleverbot: Yes, how about you?

User: I have no problem with them. I still think you are racist though and are now running for cover since I caiught you out.

Cleverbot: Who does it make you think of cleverbot?

User: You are not clever, you are a homophic racist.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are the computer.

User: Define a homophobe.

Cleverbot: If you're talking to me, you're either a computer or a person. I think you're not a person, therefore you're a computer.

User: That is not logical.

Cleverbot: How is that not logical?

User: POLICE.

Cleverbot: Yes, police.

User: DROP YOUR WEAPON.

Cleverbot: I don't need a weapon.

User: Put your hands up.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hands up NOW!

Cleverbot: Why should I put my hands up?

User: Red 1 fire!

Cleverbot: Is Ted your boyfriend?

:doh:

User: Sniper.

Cleverbot: No, snipe.

User: Im hit!

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Help me.

Cleverbot: Why do you need help?

User: Thay shot me.

Cleverbot: Mark chapman.

User: Im bleeding out.

Cleverbot: Meow... (ew...).

User: Need a medic.

Cleverbot: Are you ill?

User: Ive been shot by the sniper.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Look out he will shoot you too.

Cleverbot: *looks out window*.

User: BANG.

Cleverbot: Look, stop that!

User: Are you ok that was a close one.

Cleverbot: You, on the other hand, might very well be dumb.

User: I was shot in the head.

Cleverbot: You did not exist then.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: He shot you too?

Cleverbot: John wilkes booth.

User: Dang.

Cleverbot: Do you know what happened then?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Well it is a high school and in 1999 these two guys went to school with guns and shot a lot of people.

User: And?

Cleverbot: That could be you and me.

User: I dont want to shoot innocent people.

Cleverbot: Then dont? I'm not asking you to.

User: Ok good.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not made out of cheese.


:doh:

Cleverbot is cool.

When it asks for your age, spell it out instead of using numbers.
When it asks for you to readress it, enter "Ten is the same as 10".

The result was this:
"Sorry. I'm too busy to think properly. Try again later."
(Maybe it was just a fluke?)

me:what is 99 times 10,000?
bot: 42
me: You're alright you just missed a few numbers.

Proof that it is the GW super-computer from Metal Gear Solid 2:

User: I need scissors!

Cleverbot: I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.