I've got skills! ole!:har:

oh, funny story. My wife snores REALLY #$%^%^$%&ing loud, so it was time for payback...:hmmm:


http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img509/9666/farthv4.gif

You can't beat the boston gas as a weapon:woot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scUjPrQHivs

There’s a film on about the Chinese Civil War tonight, but I won’t bother watching it.

I’ve already seen Attack of the Clones.

There is no doubt about it. Farts are funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uxW7eQXnM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2My...eature=related

And also the most sharpest things in the world. Farts can go thru your underwear and your pants without making a hole. ;)

Ah yes, the óle part is what cracks me everytime. :haha:

Let's watch what the Master has to say about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4S3gUWLkY

:rotfl:
Here are some more laughs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KbS3...eature=channel

:haha: Ah yes, George Carlin

my favorite American Stand Up Comedian :yeah:

HunterICX

A really funny guy :har:

Here's one of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdEaklpw4ts

:rotfl:Never heard of that one.:rotfl::up:

My girlfriend told me she had a dream last night that she got engaged and I bought her a massive diamond ring.
"What do you think it means?" she asked.
"You'll find out tonight," I told her.
She was not impressed when she got home and saw that I had bought her a book called "How to interpret your dreams."

I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dick in the onion peeler."

The psychiatrist explain about workplace stress and told him he must learn to relax.

But a week later, the patient was back.

"I don't think I can control myself much longer", he said. "The urge is getting greater. I'm going to put my dick in the onion peeler any day now."

The psychiatrist prescribed Valium.

A month later, the patient was back on the psychiatrist's couch.

"I've lost my job", he said. "I finally stuck my dick into the onion peeler."

"My God!", said the psychiatrist. "What heppened then?"

"I got fired. And Betty, the onion peeler, got fired too."

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate:
1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer.

He said, "Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So, I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave."

After the man passed on, the three people happened to run into each other.
The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money. He owed me from lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested. "
The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. It’s all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave."
Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two for taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!"