How do you get a thousand dead babies into a telephone booth?
Cuisinart

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs half way down Tina Turner's throat?

Mike

The same man in a lake?

Bob

In front of your door?

Matt

Or finding a Bloody Mary in your pubic hairs?

Finding a leper stirring your tea with his finger.

Whats the definition of gross?

Dreaming you're eating cottage cheese and waking up with your grandmother sitting on your face.

Thanks Jim.:roll:

I was eating cottage cheese when I read this, now I think I will just bin it then go and barf.:dead:

Finding a condom/pubic hair in a jar of mayonnaise!:eek: :D

In RL see my thread (Nice...rant) about finding a pile of sh*t on the elevator this morning. That was gross...:down: :down:

I know mate, I responded :nope:

Tell ya what....stick some of that german marching music on reeeeeeeally high and the feckas might run off thinking the SS are on their way to sort em out :lol:

If I was over there, me and a few of the boys would shift em for you. :up:

LOL :rotfl:

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