Having no friends, because without enemies life is boring

What's worse: Having no time OR having too much time?

Having too much time

what's worse, mayonaisse from a spray can or cheese from a spray can?

Cheese from a spray can. At least mayo is meant to be liquid.

What's worse; a fly in your soup or a cockroach in your salad?

I'll say the roach in the salad, but they're both nasty.

What's worse: A 3 year old tantrum or an angry pack of chimpanzes (noise-wise).:dead:

An angry pack of chimps, Because while you only have to waste 1 bullet for the 3-year old, you have to waste an entire magazine for the chimps

What's Worse: Being a member of Subsim OR Being a member of regular society?

Being a regular member of society, 'cause society doesn't usually talk World War II in a comedic manner!

What's worse? China overrunning all of Russia or the old Soviet Union overrunning all of Europe?

Definatly the USSR overrunning Europe. They will trash everything in their path.

What's worse? Country Music or Opera?

Ugh. Most certainly Country Music...

What's Worse: an earthquake or a flood?

Flood. Atleast you can plan for an earthquake.

What's worse? Godzilla or Rosie O'donnal(sp)

Rosie O'Donnell, because she is just a person who has a qualities of a morbidly obese female canine. (Can't say the b-word here):D

What's worse? An LCD monochrome monitor or a multi-colored CRT monitor?

Monochrome LCD Monitor, don't insult my CRT please!

What's worse: Being fed to the sharks OR Being fed sharks

Being fed to sharks, ask James Bond

What's worse; being owned or being pwned?

If you are a dog then being owned is pretty good :)

What is worse

Getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen beetle or
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen beetle?

Getting an elephant pregant in a volkswagen beetle...wait..how does an elephant fit in there anyway?

Whats worse,

getting your nose hair pulled out, or getting..*cough* your hair out of your arse pulled out?

HunterICX

For a man, his nasal hair but for a woman....oh never mind.

What's worse: giving blood or taking it.