Just as long as its not pink... despite what anybody says, pink shirts are not cool on a guy.

My current inventory:

• Red Airwolf tee
• White Ministry of Silly Walks
• 2 LiquidBlue designs Panthers tees
• Columbo
• Starsky and Hutch
• USS Tucson submarine shirt
• Ghostbusters logo
• Predator
• Family Guy Stewie
• Kraftwerk Man Machine album Tee

I've probably forgotten some. I'm trying to get my hands on a Tony Montana shirt (I have the same haircut!)

I also like to wear Kraftwerk colours, red shirt and black tie, especially when making music! :D

You make the children weep with your T-shirts...

I think I died a bit inside. Thank you... thank you so very much...:-? :smug:

"Here you see zee latest U-boot fashion accessories. You ville notice how zee binoculars so elegantly contrast vith Kpt. Lehmann's heavy veather coat... und accentuate hees eyes! Jawhol!!! Shake it baby!!! Danke Kpt. Lehmann."

"Next vee haven sie Southern Atlantisch varm veather ensemble modelled by zee Chief of zee Boot, Jimbuna... OOooh hes soo makes me vant to crack my vip!!! Jimbuna you zexy dahling!!! Grrrr!!!"

"Und now vee have zee Engineeringvear as so handsomely vorn by Ref!!! Oh mein Gott! All zat shiny leather... ees enough to changen sie religion! Mmmm Grrrrr.... Reffy yoo must comen sie hier mein freund... You have been a naughty boy."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Please tune in next veek for more HOT ideas from zee U-boot catvalk, vith Penelope zee Grauen Wolffe!

Auf Viedersehn!:arrgh!:

When I read this my first thought was the black widow spider who also unleashes on the male of the species. I don't think I want to join this fashion club.....:o

I'd think that statistics would disagree with you there ;)

I never listen to statistics. If you believe statistics you'd believe all sorts of ridiculous things.

Kpt. Lehmann... how would you like to swim home!? :arrgh!:

I'm still bigger than you.

And if he's swimming home, you'd best get his tea on, I hear he has a mean doggy paddle. :rotfl::rotfl:

Are you indeed?


Not really fussed KP. I bite and eye poke, and I know exactly where the male genitalia is failing that.:up:

FYI Kapitan Philips

She likes AVP2

She likes to play as a Predator
and believe me sometimes she scares me ****tles with her tactics...
and before you know it your head is speared against the wall or cut off...:o

HunterICX

My impression when Hunter describes it...
 

http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/~kantaku/.../finishhim.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sounds like a perfect match for you, Lehmann :rotfl::rotfl:

wow, this sounds familiar...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...4L._AA240_.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl:

http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/pics/bruno.jpg I didn't know Bruno had a job at subsim!?!
http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/pics/style.jpg