Rockin Robbins |
10-11-07 05:40 AM |
Scoop from German Ubi site!!!!!!!!
This message was found on the German Ubi site. Apparently it was up for less than a second but advanced Google archiver crawlers caught it five minutes before a Google crash that obliterated all record of this post forever. It's true.
Ducimus kommt out mit Trigger Maru 1.7 im 2 Weeken.
Will revolutionise the game. Features:
1. All Amerikan schwein will now speak in Deutch for more authentic U-boat experience. (why do they calling U-boats submarines?)
2. Amerikan U-boat diving time to 3 minutes. (they were krapp compared to REAL U-boats:yep:)
3. Amerikan dek gun to fire one shot per minute. The shell will have no effect but will make good noise.:88)
4. Amerikan eel will make random 5º course changes, approximately every 10-20 seconds.
5. Amerikan radar will show only reruns of Hogan's Heroes. Amerikan lookouts will only sleep. Radar and Sonar tech will have voice of Sgt Schulz saying only, "I see nothing, I hear nothing!"
6. Sound for battle stations changed to "Pop Goes the Weasel."
7. All U-boats have Mickey Mouse ears instead of diving planes in the wrong place. (see REAL U-boat for proper diving plane mount location)
This is totally true. Forward this to eight of your friends within ten minutes and Bill Gates will e-mail you a free copy of Ubuntu Linux.There was more but the site went down. When it came back up all reference to the update was gone. There are rumors that a few people copied it to their local machines, but were all infected with an American virus that erased Linux from their hard drives and replaced it with MSDOS 3.2.
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