1 day :D

It is the 25th in Berlin, Wilhelmsaven, Kiel and even Lorient Brest & St Naz.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz (Bernard's best friend) raises his champagne glass and gestures for his U-53 choir to sing:

Happy hoochie woochie Bernard
Hoochie woochie birthday
Hoochie woochie
Hoochie woochie
Happy hoochie woochie Birthday
hoochie woochie to you. :smug: (beautiful isn't it?)

Another perfect event created by Balz the Magnificent. Enjoy it, chaps :smug:

On my Uboat, Bernard is going to have the honor of riding the "Magic Water Ride" that I and the crew put together for him. The entrance to the ride is one of those tubes up front.

Just for fun, load the deck gun with an HE round and confetti, and convince him there's candy inside the barrel of the deck gun.

Hang a impact armed torpedo from a rope, blindfold him, give him a bat and tell him it's a pinyata... and run!

happy birthday Bernard. may your boat sink and you drown :arrgh!:

Happy Birthday, Bernard! Uncle Karl gave you a new boat too, isnt he nice. Report to Oberleutnant Jochen Mohr. :rotfl:

:o
then he has to swim, im on vacation at sea :sunny:

Happy B-day bugger and he just ate my Uranium and wants more.
Mohr enjoy Bernard on your boat for the next few weeks. P.s. your so lucky to have him on your boat.:damn:

If it's really Bernard who you're talking about, I would run first and then shout it's a pinyata. ;)

Dont worry about that, I can always drop him of with my airplane...just need to make sure he is tied well in the bombay :cool:

From U-307 to the place of Bernard party:

Happy Birthday Bernard...

...And good luck to all those in attendance. I'll stay here safely locked in this concrete bunker till it's over.:arrgh!:

Happy birthday, Bernard!

Oh, and thanks for leaving the conning tower hatch open during the last crash dive practice, you sick bastard. :shifty:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

Your present from me: You'll get a last meal before I shoot you through the head. (Consider yourself lucky)