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Bernard Dummkopf

03-17-07 04:00 AM

Very well done ubootcomrade! A thread to praise me and my glorious doings. :sunny:

To express my thanks I will have to pay you a visit. Good news for you since I have some optimization ideas for your boat (Torplexed inspired me...).

Sink, pardon, see you soon!
Bernard

U-104

03-17-07 04:01 AM

:o:rotfl:

ubootcomrade

03-17-07 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leeclose

I think we should hunt bernard down and give him to the allies would make all our lives soo much easier:yep:

They will only put him in the submarine force and he will eventualy end up on our amercan boats:nope:

ubootcomrade

03-17-07 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

ARRRGH...bernards finaly found me....HELP HIDE ME..W-WHERES MY LUGER:damn:

I should never have put where i live on the location thing...but dont worry bernard,i will be waiting in my panzer tank:arrgh!:

Ive changed my location...come and find me now mr.dumbkopf

ubootcomrade

03-17-07 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Deep-Six

I am going to find him and stuff him into a torpedo tube and launch him at the americans and celebrate the demise of Bernard.:D

he will only come back as a ghost to haunt you...or come back reincarnated as a dud falke torpedo which hones in on your u-boats engines:arrgh!:

ubootcomrade

03-17-07 07:06 AM

I know this is a bit off-topic, but does anyone know where the best hunting ground for them HUGE american battle ships is...ive hunted everywhere but no luck.

AVGWarhawk

03-17-07 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

AHHH Bernard has found the forums. I suspect the entire worldwide web will crash any minute now:shifty: . Shut down your computers before the entire motherboard is fried to crisp from downloading some sorted mod created by Bernard:roll:

ubootcomrade

03-17-07 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

Dont worry ive had a word with the BDU we hopefully wont be seeing bernard for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. why? two words...JAP NAVY:ahoy:

stabiz

03-17-07 08:47 AM

Dont make threads about Bernard!

HE IS WATCHING US

GT182

03-17-07 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

I just pat him gently in the back and say "Good work, son". ;)

Dowly does it the right way, then puts him to bed and says..... "We'll do it all over again tomorrow Bernie." With a thoughtful look, Bernard says.... Goodnight Dad." You see, he looks up to Dowly as a father figure. Hopefully someday 'ol Bernard might just make a complete turnaround and be ok. :roll:

leeclose

03-17-07 09:29 AM

Bernard is the human(semi) incarnate walking talking god of murphys law IE if it can happen it will bernard happen:yep:

AVGWarhawk

03-17-07 10:19 AM

It is not Murphys Law...it is Bernards Law:o

leeclose

03-17-07 10:41 AM

Exactly my point Warhawk:yep:

AVGWarhawk

03-17-07 11:11 AM

So in essence we can say, "If it can happen, it can Bernard".

Sailor Steve

03-17-07 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deep-Six

I am going to find him and stuff him into a torpedo tube and launch him at the americans and celebrate the demise of Bernard.:D

Deep-Six: "Fire One!"
1WO: "One away, sir!"
Voice from behind: "One what, sir?"
Deep-Six: "Wha...who...how...but didn't I just...?"
Bernard: "What, sir?"

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