what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT:up:

well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all :D

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!" :down: But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!:up:

My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.

Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.

Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

Mutiny on U-133!!!

She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties.
I hang my head in shame..:nope::nope::nope:

:ahoy:I did not see a choice for ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! :up:

She puts up with my sorry ass, I'm lucky to have her:yep:, close to 11 years now, 3 kids as well.

Hey Rykaird my wifes the same and my oldest cat sits on my lap and watches when my scope goes up and down and when i fire a torp she follows it im sure my cat used to be a u-boat skipper in a past life:yep:

My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet.

I figure once was enough.

Maybe you should use those ear......thinks . just cant remember what were they
i use them and onone has succeeded to mess my hydrophone listenig up yet.
but well, i dont have a wife aswell:dead:

i remember. were they eargaps or earcaps or earclaps or i dont know.

Sorry, i know s....... about english:oops:

Don't have a wife yet...
Who knows, maybe when I score 10000000 renown on single patrol...
I bet she would be frustrated to listen ALARM! all the time....:hmm:

Tell the wife you got a headache. :shifty:

Imagine you got a chance to sink some fat merchants and she screams above you: I'm leaving you!
Who cares?:arrgh!:
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...