I hate to be a bugger, but his name is John Cleese not Kleese, and I suppose you were refering to this chap:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictur...lyGrail054.jpg

he is french btw, not german.....:roll:

this was btw a quote to Kpt. Lehmann post on the first page were he mentioned Monty Python....not a good thing to do when I'm in port....

bring it on, im not afraid:arrgh!:


EEK what was that noise :o
i want my mommy:rotfl: :rotfl:

Man you guys are weak....
I figure if I leave behind 13 sailors, live off nothing but twinkies and rainwater, and remove the flak gun and toilet, I should be able to load an extra 75 torpedoes and send this "convoy" to sleep with the fish.
25m below me, Manual targetting/no exterior cam/ no map update.....No Problem :rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

:lost:

I'd like to see the reaction of these ships when one of them in the middle of this mess suddenly explodes.....it would be neat to see 225(sorry, 224) going nuts and trying to find you....and smash into eachother!:up:

You could always script a single mission and find out. ;)

No, no, no...send in Drei Israelich Uboote! They'll kick arse all the way back to Loch Ewe!

*gets on the conductor platform* All right now everyone, on three...one...two...three! "Hinay ma tov uma nayim, shevet achim gam yachad!"

*music trails off as dozens of ships suddenly go boom*

Lesson learned: if it's impossible, leave it to the Israelis! :D:D:D

This post courtesy of: Der Juden Kaleun

Dunno. I'm a pretty lousy kaleun. I think my crew would mutiny if I told 'em we were going after this convoy.

A few problems rise:
- you didn't have Israelis in 1939-1945,
- none of these ships' name is "Jericho",
- they'd never have enough fuel to go round the convoy 77 times (IIRC),
- with the Israeli saying "where you have two Jews, you have three opinions" they'd argued to death, what exact music to play. :D And then they would have to play "El male rachamim" in the end, I suppose. :rotfl:

PS "Weuboot Elohim merachepheth tachat pnei hammayim" :rotfl: :D

so can someone make a single mission version of this i wanna attack them for the fatherland!!!:rock::rock::rock::rock::up::cool:

1942 and you are picking up radio reports of a hugely escorted convoy

75 escorts
Go for it
:rotfl:

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/507...nter188nd6.jpg

http://www.mediafire.com/?00zmzndfxn5

You will start about 20km away from the convoy
Expect a massive FPS hit

Thank you, but no.:gulp:

I surely won´t try this one :D
2 reasons:
First I´m not mad cause with a IX/DX2 in 1945 it is challenge enough *lol*
Second I want to sink some ships and not my own hardware :rotfl:

Btw if someone is able to try it and want it a bit more harder....this mission in shallow water (max depth 60m or so :D)

So u can name this missions "Impossible Mission 75 Final Cut"
and the one in shallow water "Impossible Mission 75 Uncut"

This mission has enough stuff in it to make a movie to bring it in cinemas *lol*
:rotfl:

The last scene could be the player who bites in his own keyboard *lol*

Hmm... just launch your 4 torpedoes from a 6 kms distance, then turn to launch 2 aft ones and then go away. What's the problem at all? :D

It's just not possible to miss.

Ah those escorts wont stay that way when the mission starts
They will spend more time going backwards to avoid collision :rotfl:

Hm ok this is another kind of solution...but I wouldn´t do this....cause this would be a little bit to boring cause evading would be to easy

hm so I would say it´s small thing between to boring and quick death in this mission I think :rotfl:

But I still won´t try this one....cause my GPU would go up in flames I think :D