Geez I think we just about have enough members here to form our
own" Knucklehead" club. :) Who wants to be President & Grand Poohbah. :-j :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

It's not a question of if, it's a question of why would they need to know? I mean, they were in a perfectly safe ship right?

I asked a very familiar face ''who the f*ck is this donitz, to me it sounds like a complete d!ckhead''

his reply ''that would be me'':o

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That one really got me laughing.

It also gave me a weird pic' in my head of someone having played the game for three months complaining about balance and then suddenly posting in ecstacy, "oh my God, I just found out that I can launch huge underwater missiles with propellers that blow just about whatever the Hell up!".

Heh, it took me an eternity to figure out that by hitting "." and "," (or "<" and ">" or yet something else... It depends on your keyboard), you could have the camera follow vessels. Pity it gets broken for the remainder of the mission when you attach it to land units, though:cry:.

And it did take me some time to learn about Shift+F2 and Ctrl+Page Up/Insert, too.

Or even better someone wondering just how they were going to use the deck gun to hit something while submerged...

All in favor of BERNARD say "Aye".

Right, and he will force in a law that would force Uboats to have 95% of its crew to be named ''Bernards with the officials Bernard Qualification'' that would cause lots Bernard f!ck ups , so the war is lost before it began:know:

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Well dang, you can add me to the club too. I had no idea about the whole right click thing and I been playin since release.:oops:

One quick question. Why do they call these types of ships submarines/u-boots? The name seems to suggest that they can go underwater but that is just silly.

I've learned a lot from this thread! :know:

I had been playing for months before I found a post in this forum about the functionality of the little buttons next to the speed telgraph, compass, and depth dials. All this time I was wondering about the "6 Dials" mods I saw, wondering what the other three dials were... :88)

The funny part (for me) was that prior to this "discovery", I had complained to my wife that the game interface really was a PITA, as there wasn't any way to specify a speed, adjust the rudder, or set a depth deeper than 25 meters. I used to just press the "D" key (for dive) and press the "A" key to maintain the depth I wanted.

Someone should start a sticky listing the functionality of all the keystrokes that aren't listed in the #@(&@# lousy piece of !$(&$@#( manual! :arrgh!:

YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!!!:rock:

i was just going on a surface cruise and some tommy fella attacked me, i thought this was Yacht Simulator 2006?

The video tutorials and the manual combined teach you a good deal.

There's also the Community Manual.

Good point. Adding to the Community Manual sounds like the best bet. :up: