What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues! |
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood |
What goes 'Black-White Black-White Black-White' ?
A Penguin rolling downhill |
You are really good at this Mr. Squirrel.
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck??
A Christmas quacker. |
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm! |
What's the best Christmas present??
A broken drum, you can't beat it. |
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells |
What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off! |
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping. |
What does a soccer team do when the pitch is flooded?
They bring on the Subs |
Excuse me for being a bit thick Mr Squirrel but what's the above post got to do with christmas?
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log. |
Why does Santa live at the North Pole??
'Cause that's where his house is. |
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him! |
What do you call a snowman in the Summer?
A puddle |
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