getting more bang for your buck $
 

getting more bang for your buck $

When visiting your local brothel and you enquire about the prices and you are imformed $1 for the rocking chair or $10 for the bed you hand over two $5 bills then your are asked so you want the bed then you reply no thankyou i would prefer ten goes in the rocking chair :D

When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

Jealousy show it's ugly face now and then.

Markus

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.