Postponement
 

https://i.imgur.com/BeGa5dI.jpg

Rained off! Due to unforseen circumstances Santa's bulging sack will, regrettably, have to be emptied later - maybe next week sometime

It will be back - even bigger and better for not being rushed - new start time to be announced

WHAC!!

It's Squirrel Appreciation Day!
 

https://nationaltoday.com/squirrel-appreciation-day/ In honor of which, i've altered my sig slightly so as not to plagiarize Einstein unduly! And to honor the critters that dwell in my palm tree and 'bark' at me every AM while retrieving the Wall Street Journal in the driveway...going on 32 years! https://images.fineartamerica.com/im...lly-wojton.jpg:Kaleun_Salute:

A well-fed squirrel..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGOZcSMH0uI


.. is tougher to whack. :k_confused:

https://i.imgur.com/0bKY4CA.jpeg ^ I need to show this to the official club nutritionist, Skybird :Kaleun_Salute:

Now, that is a chonky squirrel. :o

I learned something new today. :yep:
Squirrels should NOT be fed a steady diet of nuts.
In late fall and winter its OK because they need the blubber (if living outside and not in a trailer park).

So, the next time you plan to sit on a park bench- bring some tofu and kale. :yeah:
Also bad for squirrels- vape pens. :doh:





:Kaleun_Wink:

And, for goodness sake, play SMART. :salute:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGKzJV1KpOU

This woman is obviously an EXPERT. You can tell by all the tats on her arm and the smart watch that SHE KNOWS THE SCORE. :yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ol6pNOkvEqI


Squirrels are closely related to badgers... :hmmm:

Time once more for the ever-popular spinoff "Whack A Dick"
 

https://i.postimg.cc/GHfZxDzV/Tracy.jpg

Current plan is to launch this barely seaworthy vessel once again at 12:00 British Summer Time (11:00 GMT) tomorrow night - Friday. Please refer to the rules in this link - any participants who themselves go by the name of Dick or Richard etc. should report to me before the start time in order to collect protective clothing

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...postcount=3416

Revved up and ready to go....

Thread lock in one, two, three :)

Whack-off at 12:00 GMT (midnight tonight)
 

https://i.imgur.com/vAJQX6t.jpeg "It'll be better than the Olympics, this!"

Interview between STEED and Eichhörnchen
 

STEED: "Why did you decide upon Whack A Dick for this competition? Why now and why not choose something topical, as you often do?"

E: Well, we could've done the King's coronation but I thought that might be a bit disrespectful. In any case, we did do the Royal Wedding back in 2018 so we had all the horses and pageantry and stuff for that - and we all know how that's gone since. We could've done the Olympics but I didn't want to jinx that too. As it turned out they had the Bearded Lady so they didn't need me.

STEED: "So what's this with the squirrel badge - what's that all about?"

E: I often get asked this one. It's an optional thing - if you're on my friends list then you're in the club. Well not THAT club - I'll always deny it. It's just that the ones who show the badge, well they're often the real nutters - they're the ones you need to watch out for, especially Catfish.

STEED: "One final question - are you definitely mentally stable? I mean is the cheese still fully on the cracker?"

E: Right I'm off - I've got important work to do!