Granted, but tomorrow you lose.

I wish I knew what was stored in pandoras box.

Granted, you now know what was stored in Pandoras box, but because you had to go looking in there to see what was inside, you have now contracted a deadly STD

I wish JB had worn a body condom

I did :lol:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Granted, but he just showed you that pic...happy now!?

I wish I had the same ability to find funny pictures as everybody else seems to have...

Granted, here is your best effort :lol:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9932/bigglesxr2.jpg

I wish the righteous were always undecided.

Granted, no wait, not granted.


I wish I could know what it's like to walk a mile in your shoes.

Granted, and now your feet have to be amputated from trench foot.

I wish for a 24 hour period without violence in any part of the world.

Granted, there is no violence in any part of the world. but right out of earths atmosphere there is a large space war going on.

I wish for the a loop hole to this entire dream crushing thing.

Granted, but explosions nearby keep you from hearing what part it is.

I wish I had a Cubano Cohiba Esplendido.

Granted, but you aint got nothing to light it with.

I wish the time was nigh.

Granted, your dinner consists of a pea and a slice of bark

I wish for infinite capability

Granted, main course is a pack of saltime crackers with tofu spread and one bowl of old alfalfa sprouts infected by the Salmonella and Escherichia coli bacteria. Nothing to drink. Yummy.

I wish I was on another planet.

--------------------------------------------------------- Oh poo Tar Jak beat me to it.

Granted, you have the infinite capability to drink yourself under the table after only one beer.

I still wish I was on another planet

Granted, you clearly are due to the time it took for you to realise you had crused a dream out of order. Have fun on Uranus.

I wish drinking wasn't as bad for you as it is

Granted, it is now even worse

I wish IT wasn't connected to THAT