SUBSIM Radio Room Forums - Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted, familiarity isn't responsible for breeding contempt, you are, and since breeding with contempts is illegal in the UK you are arrested by the FB across the desk for indecent breeding in public and sentenced to "30 Days in the Hole" (yes, definite Humble Pie reference)

I wish this guy :hmm: would quit scratching his chin, all the skin on his face should be gone by now

UnderseaLcpl

01-05-09 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Trucker

Granted, he takes up smoking instead and dies of lung cancer at age 40:|\\

I wish for someone to make a good wish for me.

Raptor1

01-05-09 02:58 PM

Granted, but he also ends up crushing it so thoroughly that you will never recover

I wish the human population was in utter panic

TarJak

01-05-09 04:26 PM

Granted, the human population of Uranus is now in utter panic.

I wish there were more people in Uranus.

Digital_Trucker

01-05-09 04:33 PM

Granted, there are more people in Uranus. The Village People are in Uranus, to be specific, and they're singing YMCA, which sounds very strange coming from Uranus.

I wish I could stop laughing about Uranus:rotfl:

Task Force

01-05-09 04:56 PM

Granted you stop laughing about Uranus, and Uranus starts laughing at you.:lol:

I wish Uranus was a big gas planet.

Jimbuna

01-05-09 04:59 PM

Granted, but it's laughing gas.

I wish I could see Uranus in orbit.

Task Force

01-05-09 05:03 PM

Granted, but you are left in outer space. without a space suit, half of you is on fire ,and the other is freezing. ******Remember, when you scream in space..... no ones there to hear you as you implode.******

I wish jimbuna the best of luck with that.

A Very Super Market

01-05-09 07:41 PM

Granted, he is given a spacesuit made entirely out of Leprechauns and Rabbit's legs, connected to a spaceship made out of horseshoes. But luck is no match for logic, and both the spacesuit and spaceship break apart, leaving him in the same situation. Then the Vulcans come to beat him up.

I wish for an ethnically white christmas

TarJak

01-06-09 01:25 AM

Granted, so now you have a bunch of ethnics all wanting Christmas dinner and all you have to serve them is snow

I wish RAS would have a batting collapse.

Rockstar

01-06-09 11:54 AM

Granted, but during RAS rescue RHIB recovers SN Batting just before being drawn into DD's propwash, UNREP ops to continue. :huh:

I wish it would stop raining today..

Raptor1

01-06-09 11:56 AM

Granted, it starts hailing instead

I wish to destroy the French army at Austerlitz

Digital_Trucker

01-06-09 01:45 PM

Granted, you destroy the French army at Austerlitz, but the French Air Force completely destroys you by crashing their planes on your head while trying to land

I wish the neighbors cat would go home and quit jumping on my keyboard jkhb;ou;ougf'JB

Jimbuna

01-06-09 02:31 PM

Granted, but it is now the turn of your neighbours pet elephant.

I wish patience was a virtue.

TarJak

01-06-09 03:00 PM

Granted, however it is found seldom in a woman and never in a man.

I wish I had the ability to match my dreams

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