Granted, but since your shield works so well, Charles is unable to get off of your ship when the transfer papers come through and you run into a bunch of rocks on your way out of the harbor, with the sub sinking with the loss of all hands, including you. JB gets the FB to introduce a fake will into the court system, and all of your assets now belong to Subsim.

I wish for a crushing wish that will deal a blow so great that it will affect...

Granted, but before long everyone affected by the crushing blow gets used to it, and you are back where you started.

I wish I could have that cute blonde girl back as my orthodontist's assistant, instead of that chubby guy with glasses. IMO she was much more pleasing to the eye...

Granted, but when she comes back to work you see her making out with the chubby guy with glasses then call him daddy.


I wish had updated electronic charts for my chartplotter

Granted, but the power supply fails and it's back to the pencil and compass times again.

I wish ther was a tangible outcome.

Granted, but the only tangible outcome is bad for you

I wish the French Fleet would battle Charles the Monkey on the high seas

Granted, but upon leaving port and witnessing their opponent....they promptly surrender.

I wish the caption said it all.

Granted, but the captions are in a language nobody can understand. It takes years of study and several hours a day of reading to decifer the meaning of the caption.

I wish Raptor1 and Charles the monkey have a great honeymoon.

Granted, but Charles breaks up with him and decides to go with you.

I wish Rockstar the best of luck.

Granted, but all the luck is bad and he returns to get hus revenge on you.

I wish I knew the secret of the black magic box.

Granted, I once knew a women who called her ... oops, err I mean. Once you learn of the secret, the black magic box has to kill you and you don't even get a taste of whats inside.

And your wish is?

Whatever it was it was duly granted and crushed as per SOP.

I wish Rockstar had remembered to make a wish so that I could crush it.

Granted, Rockstar wished for a date with JBs FB and you crushed the wish by some nefarious means involving an extremely deadly STD

I wish I wasn't so confused now as to what to wish for and/or crush

Granted, you aren;t confused now, but you are later.



I wish that the Bird wasn't the word

Granted, it's not the word but the bird is the gesture you see cirected your way more often than anyone else on the planet.

I wish whales could sing in tune.