I imagine most of the bilge crew is fat enough as is....Maybe lay off the ham, pancakes and syrup.

I know I've put on a few pounds and into a 36 jean, but still not bad for my age....6'1 220.

You will pry my maple syrup out of my cold dead fingers! I don't eat pancakes very often, I prefer my syrup on cereal.

I'm not bad for 6'4" size 44 jeans and 270 lbs. I could say it as 19.28 stone, it sounds like less.:D

well, you're a big guy, no wonder the bilge is always out of stew...

And that is why the capt. always makes me park in the center of the boat. Less list that way.

Well, without doubt I am by far the best looking in the bilge and I still have great legs....

I doubt that you're the best looking, mainly because I'm the best looking. Except for Donna, but she's in a category all her own and we can't even compete with her.

I'm by far better looking than you and even Donna.....I mean have you seen what living in the bilge has done to her.....

We'll have a contest eventually to vote for the best looking. I have no doubt victory will be mine....

Oh heck no. Wait until you see me and my svelt 6', 154 lb, 34" waist in my new cassock, Then you'll know who the winner is. Besides, I've go the Almighty on my side...:O:

I can't wait to your pictures, but that tall, I would think you would have a 28 inch waist....

Anyway, I'll be doing my confession soon.....have on your new cassock..:yep:

Well, I just went to Tango for confession, now where do I go to repent?:oops:

28 inch waist? I haven't had a 28 inch waist since god only knows when. It's not helped by the fact my good lady is a fine cook and I like to eat. It makes my midriff expand...:o

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I'm a little worried in "whose image (Almightywise)you are created".... kinda' fits the description of BA'Al

Yeah, looks kind of like my figure, but slimmer round the middle!

at 6 ft and 154 lbs you better not have a rubber tire belly....

anyway, be my last confession for awhile. would be nice if you could find another booth other than the head, having wolferz sitting there farting and laughing as i confessed was a lil awkward....and i swear at one time he was rubbing my leg....

I'm just glad that you shaved them.:up:

The silk stockings were a nice touch too.

well, i thought i should look and smell nice for my confession, but my stockings got ruined when i got on my knees before tango and made payment for my sin...we've got to get fire in there to scrub the layers of urine off that floor and repaint. i suggest a yellow color this time...cleanliness is our confession booth should be required.

the condom machine was also out......

may i suggest that you go back to your capt. quarters? don't think it's right for our political and religious power be combined in one spot....

Now that is a scary thought!:hmmm:

don't worry, when you kneel, he isn't facing you, but with each sin you have to kiss his arse {have you seen the head lately} and he doesn't bathe while in his priest role, some ritual I guess.

Now, do be careful when you bow and kiss Wolferz's ring and Tango's behind you...

I'm worried about the (worn-out) knee pads myself...that musta' been a looooong session groveling in front of Padre Tango-just to get off with an ECCLESIASTIC slap on the wrist and a Hail Mary!:03:

http://www.luminarium.org/renlit/henry8parham.jpg You're probably right about that! "Absolute power corrupts....absolutely" Especially when they're wearin' silk stockings!:woot:

Yeah, coz I might just do to you what the (now mysteriously disappeared) Father Randy did to me with his oil-can!:timeout: