Yeah, keep the dog. Less complicated. :up:

Don't get me started.....

Wolferz...the bills come with her. :up:

Don't worry about that, I'll even keep her bills here, I suspect you'll have plenty to deal with after she arrives. I hope you have good floors, she's not big, but gets mad stomps around like an elephant, entire house shakes when she gets mad.... You can keep my pick up as well, just get movn...I'll have the rest of her junk packed and hire a movn company, prolly take 3 trucks for her closet. She has a pretty smile, but when you see it check your bank balance and credit cards...

Oh, don't forget the dog treats for her 5 dogs.......watch the lil one that looks like a rat, he'll pee on your leg.

Wait! Wot?!:hmmm: On second thought...:down:


PS: I said your gurllfriend NOT your wife. I already have one of those and I believe the laws in this state only allow one per customer.

:DGuess you are not a Mormon, then.:D

That fact requires no guessing. I met a Mormon while in the army and attended one of their church services. I thought I had fallen into a twilight zone episode entitled "Smiling cult Zombies"

I don't normally say anything about religion, but I couldn't resist. I wont do it again.

I know, but I said I rather you take wife, not girlfriend. I don't think the law matters if it's someones wife...Anyway, she's on the way, enjoy..:haha:

"I won't do it again"

Do you know how many times we've heard you say that the last 5 years?

Once or twice.:haha: Actually, you've never heard me say it.

I live smack in the heart of Mormonville, and they don't do that either.




At least not legally. :sunny:

Ya, you can only 'legally' be married to one person at a time, but that doesn't stop you from having a half a dozen girlfriends.
A little bit on the side.

That lil bit on the side usually leads to a full plate and a severe stomach ache...

Not to mention the headaches trying to keep them away from each other. Better to be married here and have 4/5 girlfriends in 4/5 different countries. Less chance of them 'running into each other'. :/\\!! :wah: You just gotta have either free travel or lots of money to jet around the world. :rolleyes: