^ Indeed does join in
< threw his copy of MoH Airborne across the room as the page was loading for this reply
V almost got hit in the head by the airborne Airborne

^ HEY! You could put somebody's eye out!
< Keeps copy of MOH Airborne. "Finders, keepers!"
v Wishes he had a copy.

^ is strangely prescient
< is looking for a new game to play
V will suggest one, but a notably inappropriate one

^ Strangely correct.
< Suggests the "lost" game MOH: Claptown, in which one has to survive the French bordellos.
v Begs for a copy.

^ Begs to laugh in agreement
< Must go to supermarket for more booze supplies
v Probably start talking gibberish soon

^ Howay mon, yer gibbering yersel, ya gibbering Geordie
< doesn't know the Geordie for bugger off
V will reliably inform me that it's actually "bugger off mon"

^ Actually it sounds like "booger oof, moon!"
< Doesn't speak Geordie himself, but knows a silly accent when he hears one.
v Loves silly accents.

^ speaks the vulcan accent when drunk
< tried picking up a woman by speaking vulcan to her, while drunk..
v Is married to a vulcan

^ She killed for me, thats what counts. :up:
< Found out last night that my loved one would certainly kill for me. Odd, considering I've never a girl say that to me before.
V confused enough to change topic

^ Looking for an out.
< Did I mention I love steak?
v Hates new topic.

^ Better be quick before you start making sense
< Couldn't make sense out of much atm
v This is the next senseless bugga

^ That made no sense.
< Senses that senselessness is the order of the day.
v Makes order out of nonsense.

^ Not any more...thank God
< Oh the memories of mayhem and irksome behaviour
v Probably wondering what I mean

^ What?
< What?
V What?

^ That.
< Me.
v You.