Granted, but the electorate make smutty stories up themselves.

I wish I had a newer sports car.

Granted,
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I wish I had 3 legs and 4 arms.

Granted, you are now a spider with one leg missing and will soon be eaten by the female spider of the same species, that you are trying to mate with.

I wish that my SH3 watch officer would get out of bed on his own.

Granted, but your watch officer is Bernard. Enjoy.


I wish that I could kill anyone by just saying the words, "I want YOU to die."

end of game
 

Granted, but you end up wishing the one man alive to die that could have proven conclusively that Tolkien did not write his stories to support Himmler’s Thule-Gesellschaft nazi theories.

I wish that LeoVampire/Dave has a wonderful new adventure in the spiritual realm he is now in. (seriously)

I have expressed my heartfelt condolences over on SHIV and as such I am reverting back 2 posts to that of TJ.
Lest any readers misunderstand or misinterpret any part of the previous post. As well intended and respectful as I'm sure it was meant.

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I wish that LeoVampire/Dave has a wonderful new adventure in the spiritual realm he is now in. (seriously)

Granted, and that's a dream I won't crush.

I wish my current adventure was a little less exciting.

Granted, but that means you are all alone in your bed now.

I wish I had the spare blankets of TJ's bed.

Granted, but you can't get the stains out.

I wish this thread was less confusing.

Granted, just so long as you meant Seaman Staines.

I wish I was flying to Dubai with my son on Thursday.

Granted but you dont get to sit in first class with him.
I wish I knew how to play the Drums in Rockband for the Xbox 360.

Granted, but you forget how to play the Guitar in GuitarHero for the PS2.

I wish I had a new 5.1, or greater, speaker set.

Granted, but the day after, a 6.1 system is released and your now playing catch up again.

I wish the kids would stop pinching from my secret stash of xmas chocolate.

granted, you eat all the chocolate in one hour so they wont get anything, but you get verry fat doing so


i wish i didnt had to go out the house

Granted: then you end up like garfield...a fat cat... http://www.msnpro.com/funnyanimation...nimation26.gif


I wish my dentist wasn't a butcher?