Granted, but not quickly enough as it is now quarter past one.

I wish my Sunday lunch was ready on a Saturday.

Granted, but it's already cold by the time you eat it on Sunday

I wish firestorms were more firey

Granted they are...on the sun.

I wish Navy Field were not such a difficult grind to get good enough to get a sub.

Granted, you are the best and obtain command of a sub also winner of many NavyField awards even making front cover of Gamers magazine. BIG WHOOP! what do you really get out of it? Absolutley nothing thats what so grow up as there's more to life than video games.

I wish I could breath underwater

Granted, but now you die when trying to breath air on land.

I wish for the collapse of stoopidism

Granted, but the collapse results in many successor states forming and fighting for supremacy

I wish to eradicate all traces of stoopidism

Granted..all traces are now erased...you, TJ, and Rockstar never existed, which of course means the posts never existed and this crush is unnecessary therefore the men in white coats come buy and take me away for crushing something unnecessarily.

I wish we were going to have a female vice-president with a good looking set of legs sometime soon...

Granted, Joe Biden has a sex change operation and plastic surgery on his legs only and starts wearing miniskirts

I wish I could get that picture out of my head, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they're coming to take me away!

Granted, the frontal lobotomy they gave you has completely removed that pricture from your head along with a kilo of grey matter used for thinking about dream crushses.

I wish DT's brain would grow back but better and less inclined to crush dreams.

Granted, DT's brain grows back bigger than ever, and he becomes a brain surgeon, with you as his first patient. Unfortunately, he sneezes right in the middle of the operation and now, well let's just say you won't be standing to use the urinal anytime soon...

I wish my brother had not found that stupid video of the end of the world on YouTube...

Granted, he finds the video of the end of are galaxy.
I wish I knew what happens in that video.

Granted, but in order to accomplish the strange nature of this request there is now no longer a YouTube ... the CEO has requested a hit on your brother to save YouTube :yep:

I wish I had an extra inch or two :cool:

Granted on your waistline.

I wish for my post count to reach 3,000 quicker..

Granted, but you're perma'd for spamming to get to the 3,000.

I wish that the Reichstag didn't fall to the Russians.

Granted, it fell to the Prussians instead.

I wish Russia and Prussia could get along