Granted, now he will get executed.

I wish Raptor would finaly accept that I'm the greatest artist of all times.

Nah-uh, not granted

Just behold my latest masterpiece:

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/4...erpiecezw9.jpg

Granted, but he is freed on appeal because of the bow he took.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2...e9hyoj8gx1.gif

I wish I could get these spuds finished before the wife gets home.
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1...4215651mw4.gif

Granted, but the rest of the dinner goes wrong and you don't have anything to eat at christmas.
@ Raptor
Here is the proof:
http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/p...der81/haus.jpg
My house has a chimney and yours don't. That makes me the greatest.:smug:

I wish people would start to worship me.

Granted, but you are labled as a dangerous cult and imprisoned

I wish to make a piece of art so awe-inspiring that Schroeder will never challenge my position as the greatest artist of all time again

Granted, but then people start pestering you at all hours of the day for solutions to life's problems. No matter how rude you are, you can't deter them. Finally, you sneak into a plastic surgery clinic after hours, give yourself a facelift without anasthesia, assume a new ID, and spend the rest of your life in Tahiti living "off the grid", a la John Connor. Meanwhile, the disappearance of humanity's divine figure plunges the world into chaos. As you sip margaritas on the beach, bloodshed & pestilence stalk the globe.

I wish I could go back in time to 1939 and command my own Tribal Class destroyer.

http://uboat.net/allies/warships/pho...mo_02_1939.jpg

Granted, But a torpedo from my u boat puts a hole in it, soon it sinks, and your adrift in the middle of the north sea.

I wish I was the best artist on the subsim forums.

Granted, but not even close to the greatest artist of all time (Which is me, BTW)

I wish Task Force hadn't so foolishly thrown away his career to become an unsuccessful artist

Granted he... or... I.... threw your carrier away instead.

I wish I had a good wish, that would be hard to crush.

Granted, but people would only squash it instead.

I wish currency was an unknown entity.

Granted, you know have no concept of currency and get banged up for stealing a Kiwi's sheep.

I wish Christmas came more than once a year

Granted, but only in the sheep shearing season.

I wish you all the very best for the festive season.

Granted you wish everyone all the very best for the festive season.


I wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, or what ever you celebrate, expecially my bud from acrossed the pond Jimbuna...



KD

Granted, but next year's Xmas will be hell.

I wish that I could become ice.

Granted, but your left out in the sun, and melt.

I wish for my vanilla install of SH3 to be finished installing.