Hmm... this sounds like fun..


Granted, but because he didn't know where it was, he stumbles upon it by accident and has to be terminated with extreme prejudice anyways.

I wish I knew what to wish for..

Granted you go out on a limb and wish youself (outloud) to have the 2nd immaculate conseption...although while you wish this wish your in cell block C and bunk with a 300# cell mate named Tywan. He complys...making sure your adorned with all the Christmas egg nog anyone human would want...your now known as 'One who needs a wheelchair to get around'

I wish Christmas cheer was a toastin of beer mugs between one another..

KD

Granted, but Microsoft's Internet Explorer security is so bad that, through your computer, someone broke into your fridge and poisoned the beer supply.

I wish I had a remote starter on my car.

Granted, it was made by the Joker's henchmen. Congradulations on your new death.

I wish for some apple juice and some grapes

Granted, you get the apple juice in the form of an enema and the grapes are stuffed in all available bodily orifices

I wish amateurish angelfish would contradistinguish the cockneyish buffalofish

Granted, JB does and now you are a stupid little blowfish that talks funny...

I wish the sleet outside was snow instead.

Granted, you now live in Fort Nelson. The snow is now 20 feet tall and all phone lines and internet is down.

I wish that my cereal didn't taste so horrible

Granted,your cereal is delicious but the milk went sour.

I wish the bitch I met two years ago would die a very painful death

Granted, the bitch you met two years ago dies a very painful death by dousing you and she both with gasoline and setting you both on fire

I wish I wasn't a stupid little blowfish that talks funny any more

Granted, your now a stupid large Blowfish that talks funny.

I wish all blowfish were tasty enough to be baked in a pie.....but only after being slowly roasted on a spit over an open fire.

Granted...but oh my gosh here I go crushing someone whom I care abouts dream...

You wish all blowfish were tasty enough to be baked in a pie.....but only after being slowly roasted on a spit over an open fire. Granted but all blowfish need to be filled by the FB sitting across from you and during business hours. You are having to hand her 100 BF from a basket that has been sitting since high noon yesterday. They are slowly roasted over an open fire and baked into her muffin pie...which has enough yeast to raise the Titanic...you partake in the pie finding yourself consumed in the crust asking her to marry you in the meley...you now reside in Oakland, Ca and your first born is named Muhammad...who later goes on to fly a RC plane into the Sonic drive in creating a new dish...Deep fryed Balsa.

I wish Christmas would mean beeming all your buds to your house for a weekend of drinking, eating, throwing up, and partying...:rock:

KD

You might want to reverse the order of the last two, though:rotfl:

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

Merry Xmas my friend http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...lies/santa.gif

Carry on everyone.

what was his wish again. lol:rotfl:

Granted. but sadly the wisher is left out.

I wish I could go back to 4th bell today.:yep:

Granted, but at 4th bell you lose the power to post at subsim for 125 years.

I wish I could have stayed on holiday for another two weeks