Granted, your now living in the ice age....happy now.

I wish tempers weren't so short.

Granted, they are nonexistent so that they do not get mad, they just blow your head off without warning.

I wish it were not quite as cold as it is this morning...

Granted, it is now absolutely freezing as per the morning before.

I wish the boot was on the other foot.

Granted, the boot is on the other foot, the one that the biatch across the desk just planted up yer bum for not giving her a lap dance at the Christmas party

I wish wishes were more crush resistant

Granted they are, except for yours, JB's, Raptors, TF's, Koon's, etc, etc.,etc...

I wish it were not Monday...

Granted, it's actually Wednesday....and your late for work.

I wish the bitch that sits opposite me at work had not met my daughter this morning......she may need therapy now.

Granted, that bitch went to the shrink after meeting your daughter and he said she did not need therapy...your daughter does.

I wish JB would stop messing up his life with foolish wishes...

Granted, his wishes are pretty clever now but still brutally crushed into dust.

I wish that therapist was on vacation.

Granted, but only in the mind of that bitch sitting opposite jimbuna at work.

I wish the vacation location was Bikini Atoll.

Granted the therapist goes on vacation at the Bikini Atoll, but he's hard of hearing and ends up at a little country famous for it's naked women called No Bikini At All

I wish I was vacationing there, too

Granted, but the site of you cavorting about the beach scares everyone into leaving and you spend the rest of your holiday 'playing' with yourself.

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I wish to take a leak.

Granted, your submarine is now leaking, and Bernard misplaced the only screwdriver that fits in BdU's radio room

I wish you would be more aggressive

Granted, he becomes more aggressive and takes a leak on your computer, causing it to fry.....

I wish I had more credit...

Granted. You receive an unlimited line of credit, from Lehman Brothers

I wish I knew what "Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna" meant.

Granted, now you know what "Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna" means, but now that you know, you must be terminated with extreme prejudice by NealT

I wish MothBalls hadn't wished the deadly wish