St. Louis if you count a short weekend as a holiday.

What is your favorite store to go to?

Timbuktu

If a half pint will make her half tight, will a whole pint make her whole tight?

Depends on whether the fluid is alcoholic or not.

Ever wonder why the Earth isn't square?

Because squares are stupid.

Who discovered that eggs could be eaten?

Someone who saw an animal eat one.

Who first got the idea of milking a cow?

The calf.

Why is farmer John called Farmer John and not just John?

Well it would be silly to call him Jane.

What city in America should not be included on a map, why?

Los Angeles, because they don't need anymore people finding it.

What's it all about, Alfie?

The Hokey Pokey

Which American State is your least favorite and why?

None. I do not choose to generalize people because they come from one place or another every state has its fair share of good and people and lousy people.

What percentage of the GDP of the USSR was spent on defense?

I don't know that but I'm pretty sure it is to much.

What is your fav. music?

I have many. No one genre stands out.

If you could play an instrument and perform professionally, what would it be?

Piano

What's your favorite movie of all time?

HunterICX

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"


How long does it take to solve the rubic cube?

In my case it would be forever.

If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?