Granted, as tomorrow most will find themselves once again forgtten, unappreciated and taken for granted until next Mother's Day.

I wish I could make a bowline run


.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9...osnake1xx5.gif

Ouch!

Granted, your bowline now runs as fast as it can away from you, so fast you'll never see it again.

I wish fortune favoured the cowardly

Granted, by my estimation that makes you the richest man in the world.

I wish to know what is at the end of infinity.

Granted, but is something so unexpectedly boring you kill yourself just knowing it

I wish I had a larger postcount

Granted, but having largrer post counts is evidence of being a post whore and having no life outside of Subsim.

I wish Raptor1 sees the error of his wish before he becomes like jimbuna



.

Granted, he does and he will now always be at least 1 post behind JB in his postcount.

I wish I did not have to work 12 hours last night...

Granted, that was a mistake, it was actually a double shift they wanted you for so you now owe them 12 hours pay.

I wish I knew the origins of the golden rivet.

Granted, you become painfully aware of the origins by not keeping an eye on the stoker that shows you where it ends up.

I wish flippancy was an admirable quality.

Granted, and it is good for the enlisted men as well.

I wish a horse was not a horse with a horse of course...whose name was Mr. Edwarduardo

Granted, a horse by any other name would still be a horse. But the horse that was not a horse is but an ass of course.

I wish NealT would wash his smelly ass


.

Granted, but you need to clean up the remains

I wish bullets could hit the main character

Granted, but seeing as the main character is Iron Man, the bullets bounce off him and fatally wound you.

I wish my copy book hadn't been blotted.

It wasn't...it was dumped on by an ink bottle.

I wish it would rain .1 inch more an hour for the next 3 hours at my house...no more, no less.

Granted, just enough to reveal fatal flaws in your roof design

I wish they built roofs as they used to...