Granted, put what's the point....one of her suitors poked you in both eyes with a certain part of their anatomy making you blind.

I wish my xmas presents would arrive early.

Granted, you may wish all you want for it to happen. But nothing will arrive because nobody likes you well enough to send any.

I wish i was the life of the party.

Granted, you are...in hades...

I wish I did not have to be in at 0300 in the morning...

Granted you wish you didn't have to be in at 0300 in the morning...but then you would miss the yard time you get in a prison named Hades...thus missing Rockstar being the life of the party in C block.

I wish yard time meant mowing the yard...

KD

Granted, you mow the yard whilst I drink the yard...of ale and watch you sweat.

I wish I knew the angle of the dangle.

Granted, you now know the angle of the dangle, but now that you know, it's so depressing that yadayadayada

I wish yadayadayada was a real word

Granted, IT IS A REAL WORD and has been since 1980, you wasted a completely good wish and subsim bandwidth.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yada+yada


I wish I wasn't such a genius but still smarter than the rest of you.

Granted, your now smarter than anyone else here. In fact your as smart as a guard...a mudguard.

I wish my menu was tastier.

Granted, the menu is tastier, but paper is not good for your health

I wish to crush and destroy your wish

Granted, you crush and destroy your wish

I wish that spaceship hadn't come last night and abducted my neighbor

Granted, it abducted you instead.

I wish you peace and tranquility on your interstellar journey.

granted, sadly they hit uranus and dont even get out of the Galixy.:yep:

I wish the sun would not turn supernova.

Granted, it will turn into a Red Giant and swalllow the inner planets before collapsing into a dwarf star, the same way it was always going to.

I wish Dr. Pepper could be made and sold more cheaply without sacrificing quality.

It can, but then the profit takers step in and the government refuses to bail them out, they go bankrupt, and the product is lost forever.

I wish it were not necessary for me to work today...

Granted, it is not necessary for you to work today because you have been sacked and are now destined to be destitute and grovel for coins on the sidewalk of a grubby street for at least a day and a half

I wish that day and a half would go by quickly for NealT and that little Timmy would get his operation and that Dorothy would get back to Kansas and the cowardly Lion would get a heart and the tin man would get a brain and the Wizard would Wiz forever that the Falcons would win the Super Bowl