You get your old genie back but that wish was your third and so you have none left

I wish talk was more expensive and action was cheap

Granted, but because of your financial situation you become a mute pavement mime artist.

I wish my I could invent the itch that couldn't be scratched.

Granted, however you invented in your jockstrap.

I wish Jim would get TS working again.

Granted, Jim gets TS working again, but it is infested with 12 year old game-studs who talk incessantly about pwnage and sheet like that there

I wish the Loch Ness monster was really the Elliott Ness monster

It was but after eating all the mobsters it retired to Scotland for a lifetime diet of haggis.

I wish TJ would hang about for more than 13 seconds in future.

Granted, he hangs on the noose for more time, thereby increasing the pain in this already gruesome execution

I wish I knew what TJ was executed for

Granted. You now know he was executed for shortchanging people at jimbuna's bar, The Blue Oyster.

I wish freedom was free.

Granted, it is free to leave any time it likes and takes the opportunity for you as soon as the cops come to take you away.

I wish I'd hung around for more than 13 seconds.

Granted, you would have met one or two interesting people.

I wish time was on my side.

Granted Jimbo time is on your side...although the FB that is sitting across from you is the barrier...you must conquest her in order to be next to time...you overcome and conquer...although it takes you two days hiking and catching a bus and a train to get there and never see the same side of her...you finally have time on your side

I wish the dumbass contractor building the house 4 doors down hadn't cut my phone and DSL line last Monday thus killing my internet and phone service...and thus should be held accountable for the weeks service I have been without

KD

Granted, he cut your power supply instead and your unable to power up your pc anyway.

I wish I could slip the contractor a few $, just for the sheer fun of it :lol:

Granted, but the contractor informs the police of attempted bribery and you are taken away to jail

I wish the contractor knew that Jimbuna wasn't trying to bribe him

Granted, he knew it wasn't a bribe, he informed them because of sexual harassment.

I wish details of this story would never be revealed.

granted, someone discloses the details instead.

I wish for full disclosure.

Granted, but when the cops see you, they arrest you for indecent exposure.

I wish my wife would stop talking to my daughter on the phone and causing me to have to go take her places at 1100PM when I have to be at work by 0500AM.