Granted, you have made the hook up but in doing so the FBTSAFJ becomes infatuated with you and decides to stalk you until you relent and let her have her way with you

I wish Koondawg and the FBTSAFJ live together happily ever after

They do, in your house forcing you to become the new FBTSAFJ.

I wish I didn't feel so rotten today...

Ok you wished it...Granted you feel fresh as a Mid Summers Eve douche...although you will spend the rest of the month and the holiday season smelling like salmon...the other pink meat :lol:


I wish I had the abilty to not crush that dream like that...:up:

KD

Granted, you crush it like this, "Granted you feel fresh as a Mid Summers Eve douche...although you will spend the rest of the month and the holiday season smelling like tuna...the other grey meat"

I wish I hadn't just had a macaroni and tuna casserole for dinner:hmm:

Granted, you just had 2 macaroni and tuna casseroles for dinner, enjoy :p

I wish I was a U-boat

Granted, but your pressure hull fails, and you sink into the crushing black depths of the Mediterranean Sea.

I wish that I could kill anyone by simply saying their name 3 times consecutively whilst looking at something they own.

Granted, but you practice your newly acquired power using a mirror and suffer the obvious consequences.

I wish poverty was abolished.

Granted, its been abolished to South Shields

I wish South Shields had less poverty than it now does

Granted South Shields had less poverty than it now does because out of the 15,000 homeless, 9500 of them just set up portable tent housing in your yard. You are now known as the "Great Provider".

I wish TJ installs facilities for the homeless...

KD

Granted, but it is for homeless kangaroos.

I wish the cold was warm.

Granted, the cold war just turned very warm, time to greet the nuclear dawn

I wish people would quit calling the psychologist when I warn them about the international communist conspiracy

Granted, people quit calling the psychologist when you warn them about the international communist conspiracy, they now call the psychiatrist who sends the men in the white jackets out after you as you sing "They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha" incessantly

I wish I could get that song out of my head in a painless and non-invasive manner without having to replace it with "We all live in a Yellow Submarine"

Granted, it happens, just as TJ comes along and the song goes into his head but he is drunk and sings it out loud incessantly so that you hear it anyway.

I wish tomorrow were payday.

Granted, but you get paid in buttons.

I wish I was a cannibalistic communist who was leader of the international communist plot

Granted, but it's dinner time and you are on your followers menu.

I wish someone would pass the salt.