Granted it does because now all you can hear is the tune of, "We all live in a Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine." ad infinitum.

I wish I had an extra day off this week...

Granted, but it is funday and you end up bored to tears.

I wish novelties were astounding toads.

Granted, but having astounded several toads with your novelties, you get board and go off to find another animal to confound

I wish confrontation was less confronting

Granted, confrontation is now less confronting, in fact, it's now comforting, but only in your mind, so you spend the rest of your life comforting yourself with confrontation with others, causing you to lose all of your friends, family and even strangers

I wish TarJak wasn't so confrontational

Granted, he now squirms when ever anyone approaches him and hides under the table.

I wish I had such a photo.

Granted you do, but it makes you so squeamish that you run and hide under the table anytime you think of it.

I wish JB would stop hiding under the table all day and sleeping there all night.

Granted, he now hides under the bed

I wish the unwashed masses would wash themselves already

Granted, but they didn't have any soap so they still stink.

I wish my mood would swing differently.

Granted, your mood swings differently, it swings to the beat of "Y.M.C.A." causing you to invariably head back to the "Blue Oyster" for your bartending job

I wish medicine were easier to swallow

granted, they are easier to swallow but they cure no more

I wish emo people were not so ******* stupid

Granted, they are now freaking idiots

I wish the myth that laziness can't achieve anything would be shattered forever

Granted, it shatters into a thousand pieces but everyone is too lazy to pick them up.

I wish fantasies were reality.

granted, you now have a fantisy about you and that fat woman that sits accrost from you......... and now you two are kissing........ and now you dont need to know........:huh: (AAAAAHHHHH gotta get that image out of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I wish I could get that image out of my head, its scary.:/\\!!

Granted, but the process involves invasive brain surgery

I wish I could perform the invasive brain surgery on TF

Granted you are able to perform the invasive brain surgery on TF, however you have 8 thumbs and two left hands. You really cant tell his ars from his head and acually end up performing a colostomy. He now has to carry glad ziplock bags with him for life.


I wish we could hook up TJ with the fat bitch across from Jimbo...


KD