Granted, but a factor of 1000 still exists.

I wish it was Max Factor we were making reference to.

Granted, it is Max Factor we are making reference to, which, BTW happens to be the brand of makeup that the bitch across the desk from you uses as she paints your face (here we go again)

I wish Gummi Bears were really tiny CIA black ops specialists

Granted, but the've all been eaten

I wish the Wallabies could have been victorious against Wales

Granted! VICTORY! with you as their coach. The world marvels, money, endorsements, beautiful women await your hand in marriage. Children everywhere want to grow and be like the Wallabies. Goverments around the world lay down their arms and stand in awe of the Wallabies. Old and young alike rejoice Yes the Wallabies are world champions! world champions unbeatable, invincable. But then you wake up only to find it was a dream and you and the Wallabies are still losers.


I wish for an "Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator".

Granted, you now have an Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator made by the Acme Corporation. The CEO, Mr. B. Bunny, has announced that due to problems involving emerging markets and the global credit crisis, the company has gone bankrupt and you can't get any ammunition.

I wish for the meaning of 42.

Granted, the meaning of 42 is "3 times 14" which means nothing to you

I wish for everyone to have a wonderful Saturday night

Granted, but Saturday couldn't make it, she sends her apologies and her friend Sunday by way of compensation. Unfortanately, Sunday suffers from herpes.

I wish my house blinds could see.

Granted, they see EVERYTHING now, including things you might not want seen

I wish the communist spies weren't hiding in my tea cup

Granted, they aren't hiding, they are actually urinating....don't drink the tea.

I wish I could give a cup to the bitch that sits opposite me at work.

Granted, you give a cup to the bitch sitting at the desk across from you, but in a psycho moment you give her the cup from your jockstrap which she is now wearing like a hockey mask


I wish the bitch across the desk would get a life and leave Jimbuna alone

Granted, but she, now as collaborator with the teacup-tainting communist spy ring, is sent to spy after Jimbuna again soon after

I wish the communist spies weren't such a scourge on the civilized world

Granted, they now 'scrounge' instead, but only on the communist world.

I wish the monster mash was edible.

Granted the Monster Mash is now edible...although it consist of lima beans...corn beef hash...homany...and 17 other ingredients that are listed on the FDA's do not eat list...



I wish edible panties didn't cause cavities


KD

Granted, instead you get a case of herpes, not so simplex.


I wish I could get mail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxazZ...eature=related

Granted, you've got mail, you've got mail, you've got mail.... ad infinitum.

I wish the sound of the you've got mail message would stop